46-year-old Halle Berry is reportedly pregnant with 47-year-old fiancee Olivier Martinez’ baby. TMZ says:

Sources [say] Halle is around 3 months pregnant — based on the pics and some other facts we know … she may be a little further along.

What’s more, they know the sex — it’s a boy.

I was going to say something about how hard it would be to be pushing 50 when your kid hits the terrible two’s, but that’s why rich people have nannies. Nannies are there for all the dirty and unpleasant and exhausting; you’re there there for an occasional bedtime story and Christmas morning and those Sunday afternoons when you have to hold their pet hamster over the garbage disposal until they tell you where they hid your pills. Baby number two will be a breeze for Halle!

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Olivier Martinez confirmed speculations over the weekend that he and Halle Berry are indeed engaged. If I were him, I’d be strutting around, making pointing motions at myself and saying, “Oh yeah, uh-huh, look at me and my bad self!” But that’s just me. Says Digital Spy,

Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez Halle Berry honored at the Silver Rose awards gala with Grey Goose Los Angeles

Olivier Martinez has confirmed that he is engaged to Halle Berry.

The actors have been the subject of much speculation over their relationship status, ever since Berry was spotted wearing an emerald and diamond ring on her ring finger in January.

However, the Frenchman has ended speculation by telling The Miami Herald the good news.

While promoting his new South Beach restaurant Villa Azur, he told a reporter: “Yes, of course it’s true.”

Berry’s ring was designed by Robert Mazlo of Paris, who Martinez called “a real artist” who has been making jewelry for “kings and queens for many centuries”.

I would wish Halle many years of martial bliss, but seeing as he’s French I don’t really see that happening. I think French and asshole are kind of matter of national pride. I’m pretty sure they sing about it somewhere in the “La Marseillaise”. I wouldn’t know for sure, of course. I don’t speak pig.

Photo source: Fame Pictures

Halle Berry was caught sucking face with her “Dark Tide” costar and notorious rake Olivier Martinez in his hometown of Paris this weekend. People Magazine says:

The duo spent Sunday afternoon combing through the streets arm in arm, taking in a pit stop at the Paris flea market.

“They had their arms around each other as they walked,” an onlooker [says]. “They were both smiling and laughing Their body language was very flirtatious. They definitely seemed like a couple.”

The two sped off on Martinez’s motorcycle before dining at the intimate Casa Bini restaurant. After dinner, the couple stopped along a narrow street and kissed in a doorway for two minutes, says an onlooker.

I stopped feeling sorry for Halle Berry a long time ago. There are plenty of guys around who would treat her good, but it’s not the professional athlete or the male model or the French model-turned-actor. She sets herself up for heartbreak. Look, if you don’t want to get cut, then don’t play with knives. Or Reese Witherspoon’s chin, for that matter. That thing could slice you open like a damn Ginsu. But I bet it’s great for zesting oranges and other citrus fruits!

Halle in a bikini, just because:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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