Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, oral sex, sex tape

It’s been a big week for explicit Hollywood photos, and Thursday, March 20th is no exception. Today’s amateur celebrity porn star: Lindsay Lohan. This one’s been a long time coming. The photo above is grainy and difficult to make out and comes from a less-than-reliable source, but to the best of my knowledge it’s her sometime last year, fellating ex-boyfriend Calum Best while he tapes it with his cell phone. Now, to be fair, almost any girl with a dick in her mouth could be mistaken for Lindsay Lohan. You could have a police lineup with Lindsay in it, and even you probably wouldn’t recognize her at first without some dude’s johnson in her yapper. It’d have to go something like this: “Yeah, I’m not seeing her right off, officer. Sorry. Well, you know, on second thought, if you don’t mind, maybe you could have the lineup go down on their knees or something? Just for a minute, so I could… yeah, that’s much better. Let’s see… well, you know, maybe you could take turns putting a penis in each of their mouths? That might ring a bell. I just want to be 100% sure here, you know, make sure we’ve got the right girl… oh, that’s great. Yeah. That really helps. Oh, okay, that’s your girl right there! The one double fisting your cock and dry-humping your leg.” It’d be kinda like watching a lion tear into a gladiator or Britney Spears devour a mexi-melt to actually see her do it in person.
Thanks to beaverbeater for the pic!!
UNSEXY UPDATE: Turns out it’s not Ho-han. Just give it time, though. One will surface.
Braless as usual:

