Amy Winehouse won’t be performing at the Grammys this weekend after all. London’s The Sun says

The singer applied for a visa to attend Sunday’s Grammys bash - but was denied as officials found traces of an un-named illegal drug in her blood following the test at the US Embassy in central London. Pals said… Amy was “desperate” to perform at the Los Angeles bash - where she is up for six awards - adding: “It was her main incentive to get clean.” Amy is now expected to perform via a live satellite link to the awards ceremony.

Amy says she’s determined to stay on the path to clean and sober regardless of disappointing visa news, and she’s taken the next logical step toward sobriety by moving in with a family of former addicts. Yep, there’s no way she can fail now! According to Page Six

She’s moving in with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and their daughter, Kelly, in the guesthouse of their estate outside London. The stick-figured singer is a longtime pal of Kelly, also a former rehabber.

Well, if Courtney Love and Pete Doherty weren’t accepting roommates and Richard Pryor and John Belushi are all dead, I guess living with the Osbournes will have to do for now. Unless, of course, you can legally set up residence inside a keg and have all your mail delivered via syringe. Then it’s welcome to the hotel Amy Winehouse!¹

¹_{You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.}

Still sober Amy in London on Tuesday: