Now here’s a costume that’s all trick and no treat! The trick of course being “an enormous shoehorn and two industrial-sized tubs of Crisco.” Mariah would have made a much more convincing Huttese crime lord or Outer Rim gas giant.

Cheesah beecha wonky Chewbacca:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online

Even MORE of Fatty Fatty Fat Fat after the jump!

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Sally Struthers Jessica Simpson performed at a local Pembroke radio station “Chili Cook-off” in Florida over the weekend, and god damn did she look fat doing it. I mean, just… wow. So, anyway, after “bingo hall” and “chili cook-off,” what’s next for Ms. Simpson, you ask? I’m going with “telling wayward teens she’s thrice divorced and lives in a van down by the river” or “asphyxiating face down in a peanut butter pie.” I guess we’ll just have to wait and see!

Lumbering behemoth Russell Crowe used his giant gut to push Sienna Miller out of Ridley Scott’s new movie “Nottingham.” Page Six claims

Miller, who was to play Maid Marian, left the movie [on Friday] after being “put on hold” while shooting was pushed back from February to April.

An insider said, “Russell never lost the weight he put on for ‘Body of Evidence’ - and so the love scenes between him and Sienna would have been laughable. He’s so old and fat and she’s so young and gorgeous. It’s just . . . gross.”

Producers are “looking for an older, plumper actress to play the role so [Crowe] doesn’t look like a paunchy grandpa. Someone in her late 30s or early 40s.”

Candidates for the replacement Maid Marion are said to include Oscar-winner Kathy Bates, actress Camryn Manheim, and Whiskers the West Indian manatee.

BONUS: The new video for The Hours’ ‘See The Light’ starring Sienna as a mental patient after the jump. Sienna grocery shopping in London (below):

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