MMA fighter Tito Ortiz was taken to jail last night after being arrested for felony domestic violence involving girlfriend Jenna Jameson. I guess a porn star’s life isn’t always the fairytale you’d think it’d be. TMZ says

Jenna Jameson claims Tito Ortiz got very violent — throwing and injuring her.

Jenna claims that during an argument Monday morning she, “said something very hurtful to his ego.” She alleges that Tito then grabbed her and, “threw me into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder.”

Tito’s attorney strongly denies that, saying … “He did not put his hands on her, he did not hit her, he did not do anything to her.”

Tito claims he only confronted her about the narcotics he found in her pants pocket when she had an “emotional meltdown.” His version:

Tito Ortiz claims that Jenna Jameson is addicted to Oxycontin — and that’s what led to the alleged domestic violence.

Jenna’s been battling addiction to the painkiller for more than a year now, and that Tito and family members have been protecting her. Jenna had a relapse and that Tito confronted her about the drugs he found.

Tito was very choked up when he said he hopes “Jenna will be okay.”

[Ortiz' attorney] says Jenna has been to rehab, and that her addiction has led to multiple suicide calls to 911.

It’s easy to mistake losing your balance and headlonging it into a tub for domestic physical assault when you’re high on opioids. It’s also easy to mistake being forcibly restrained with handcuffs for an amorous embrace that should be reciprocated with aggressive sexual advances. That’s why I never tongue-kiss or grab the wiener of anyone with a uniform and a gun anymore, no matter how tightly they might have been holding me.

It’s looking like Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein’s overdose last Friday may have in fact been intentional — initial autopsy reports found that he had eight undigested OxyContin pills in his stomach and a ninth still unswallowed in his mouth. According to People Magazine

The finding suggests that DJ AM swallowed the powerful painkillers quickly. “He wanted to die,” says the source. “He was going unconscious when he took the last one. He didn’t even swallow it.”

Also, a mirror was propped against the outside of the apartment and another against the door of the bedroom, where Goldstein’s body was located in the bed. When the police, Goldstein’s manager and paramedics entered the bedroom, the mirror propped against the door shattered.

A crack pipe sat next to the body; when authorities moved the body, crack was found underneath. Goldstein, the source believes, “smoked a lot of crack, barricaded the doors and killed himself.”

Mmm, that does seem sketchy. For starters, your average drug user doesn’t barricade the doors every time they want to use. Lock, yes — barricade, no. That sort of behavior is usually relegated to paranoid schizophrenics and those orchestrating hostage situations. Secondly, the eight pills in his stomach hadn’t even dissolved before he started on the ninth, which was never even swallowed before he blacked out. That’s chasing more than just a buzz, my friend. Trust me, I spend two-thirds of my waking hours trying to get high, so I’m practically an expert. I think it’s pretty clear here that he meant to kill himself.

That said, it’s way too early in the morning for suicide, so here’s Marisa Miller’s boobies instead: