Hi kiddies, it’s Sonya and I’ll be “it” today. I get called “It” a lot, so it’s not a big change. Anyhoo. Guess who was finally introduced to her native habitat? Pam Anderson may not have been born into the trailer park, but “double-wide” and “Pam Anderson” sounds like it should go together like peanut butter and jelly. Of course, “double wide” could be describing her vagina. But I digress. According to FOXNews,

Pamela Anderson and her kids have relocated from their Los Angeles house into a mobile home. But don’t worry that the former ‘Baywatch’ star has fallen on bad times. It turns out the situation is only temporary, as Anderson waits for renovations on her house to be comlpeted. But the blonde bombshell sounds like she’s in no hurry to move back home.

“I live in a mobile home and I love it. It’s my favorite thing in the world. I have two homes but I can honestly say I would much rather live in a trailer than anywhere else,” she reportedly told Bang Showbiz. “It’s small but chic and perfect for me and the kids. We are so close to the beach and it’s fun having to sit on bean bags and do our washing at the laundromat.”

Something tells me the other folks at the laundromat aren’t as tickled by not having their own washing machine at home, but at least Pam is having fun living like a commoner. Or maybe she’s discovered the joy of sitting on a vibrating washer/dryer combo.

Pam on Malibu Beach with no makeup but wearing a bra?!

Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from husband number three Rick Solomon yesterday morning, but by late afternoon the couple had reconciled. Is that the smell of “happily ever after?” TMZ says

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon have reconciled — and the divorce is OFF! A source close to the couple [says] they had a huge fight, but have now made up and everything is hunky-dory. On her website today, Pam hinted that she and Rick are “working things out.”

Pam filed papers this morning, but [it] looks like they’re going to make day 73.

I already knew that first year anniversary is paper and the second is cotton, but what do you get the happy couple for the three month anniversary gift? Wood and linens just seem so cliche. Luckily, I did a little research on the internet and found a handy list for just such a conundrum:

30 day mark: spiced rum

2^nd month: morning after pill

3^rd month: tequila

4^th month: Valtrex

5^th month: carton of smokes

6^th month: video camera

7^th month: Astroglide

8^th month: whiskey

9^th month: beer

10^th month: Fry Daddy

11^th month: edible underwear

12^th month (one year): timepieces or orchids

Nine reasons you don’t want Hepatitis C:

Pamela Anderson’s whirlwind romance with Rick Solomon has finally come to a head, much like a syphilitic boil on a scrotum called love. Us Weekly

After just over a month of dating, Pamela Anderson, 40, and Rick Salomon, 39, have tied the knot. The couple exchanged vows in front of sixty friends and family members in a private villa at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Anderson wore a white Valentino mini-skirt; Solomon wore a black tux with a black beenie. “It was a beautiful ceremony,” said one guest. The wedding song was No Ordinary Love by Sade.

Their second choice, because “Lick My Love Pump” and “Boobs, Boobs, Boobs” turned out not to be real songs. Thank God for Def Leppard’s “Look What the Cat Dragged In” and the pole, or the reception could have been a total disaster!

More of Pam at the keg-tapping celebration at Hofbrauhaus after the jump

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