The 53rd Annual Grammy Awards were last night, so of course Lady Gaga had to outdo herself and think of some new way to garner attention. So naturally she showed up in an egg carried aloft by some plastic-clad fucktards, and later revealed herself to be some sort of alien hybrid with pointy prosthetic shoulders. My only question is: How do we kill it? The answer of course is to nuke the entire site from orbit; it’s the only way to be sure.

If you’re interested in who won what, click here for the full list of award winners. Or, you can just check out what everyone was wearing.

More pictures after the jump:

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Paramore’s Hayley Williams attempted to DM this topless picture of herself to her boyfriend, but instead wound up posting it for all to see on the internet. She took it down almost immediately, but we all know “immediately” is about 3 minutes too late in internet time. That does about as much good as pulling out two seconds after you blow your load. Just ask your mom how well that worked out for her.

In case you doubted it was really her, some queer spent a good two hours piecing together proof of its authenticity using references from her other Twitpics (after the jump). Sonya’s in all next week while I recover from all the holiday binge drinking, so you bastards enjoy your Memorial’s Day weekend and try not to get arrested, because that really hurts my traffic.

Cuddles,
Abby

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Hi guys, it’s Sonya today. Did you know that nipples can stick to ice? It’s true. Just ask Abby when she gets back.

So, the Grammys happened last night, and like the dedicated blogger that I am, I didn’t watch them. I don’t really care who gets what, because it’s all a bunch of crap anyway. They never mention my favorite group, Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters, so I don’t bother. I am interested in what everyone wore, so here we go:

Taylor Swift’s dress fits kind of weird, I think.

Rihanna chose to let her dress do the choking

During a lapse in security, crazy lady Phoebe Price slipped in, as did super-classy Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi

Pink didn’t need to sneak in, she just snarled at security

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