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Paris Hilton Tea Party

I haven’t the vaguest idea what in the holy hell the “Paris Hilton Tea Party” is, but apparently it was hosted by Paris Hilton at the Covent Garden Hotel.  Riddle me that, won’t you please?  Actually, nevermind.  I bet it’s just something totally assy and retarded, since Paris is in London to promote the British version of “My New BFF”.  I love it when those snide Brits indulge her delusions of holding court.  Check out that lady standing behind Paris.  You just know she’s muttering to herself about silk purses and sow’s ears.

Paris arriving at the Covent Garden Hotel in London to host the Paris Hilton Tea Party (say that out loud with a straight face, I dare you):

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