I’ve already introduced you to the term “party hat nipple.” Now meet Lady Gaga’s spin on the party hat, the “nipple sombrero.” You know, for those times you want to make your aereolas look as big as fucking dinner plates.
Leaving Bungalow 8 with Richie Rich:
British ‘glamour’ model and Celebrity Big Brother star Jodie Marsh threw herself a 30th birthday party at at Sugar Hut in Brentwood earlier this week, and as you can clearly see, it was a dignified and classy affair. The only problem is her outfit. It’s all wrong. Look, if you’re going to wear fishnets and rhinestone pasties, you don’t wear a tie and a top hat. You wear an ascot and one of those fur hats worn by married Hassidic men on Shabbat and holidays. Voilà! Meshugeneh chic.
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