It was reported earlier this week that a couple of Germans had hacked their way into a ton of celebrity computers, which might explain the timely appearance of these mostly-nude pictures of Christina Aguilera. As for their authenticity, I did some research, and 1) that’s definitely Christina’s closet, 2) the tattoos match up, and 3) she was wearing that very same outfit in her “Not Myself Tonight” video. That’s about the time I realized I’d spent the last hour and a half scouring the internet for ways to prove it was really her, so I ran a hosepipe from the exhaust pipe of my car, put “Everybody Hurts” on repeat and laid back and waited for the carbon monoxide to kick in. I had a degree, you know!
17-year old Taylor Momsen can’t act and can’t sing, but she has tits and she’s willing to show them. What can I do? My hands are tied! The Daily Mail says:
Singing with her band The Pretty Reckless [at Don Hill's in New York last week], the Gossip Girl star deliberately pulled down her ripped top to reveal her bra-less assets with strips of black gaffer tape covering her nipples.
With a knowing look, she carried on singing and only pulled her top back up after a few seconds having made sure her stunt had been noticed at Thursday night’s gig.
The flashing occurs at the 1:05 mark, but the squares at Hollywood Life covered up all the good stuff with a black bar, so I don’t even know why you’d watch. But if you do, turn the volume all the way down first, because we at Yeeeah! cannot not be held accountable for the savage beating your co-workers will inevitably give you if you unknowingly subject them to it:
I’m convinced this chick was raised by wolves. Sexy slut wolves. In Revolver:
UPDATE: Now with uncensored footage from her concert in Toronto where she did the same schtick (3-second tit flash with gaffer tape) after the jump.
I’m guessing this is one of those times that Lady Gagaindulged in doing a little coke. Or more like, a shitload of it. She surprised and thrilled the queens in her audience by doing a little crowd surfing this weekend. Says Popeater,
Lady Gaga returned to Lollapalooza this past weekend for the first time since 2007, and it’s safe to say the crowd was just a bit bigger this time around. Gaga went from playing a humble singer-songwriter set on a side stage to opening the festival, bringing in a “massive” special stage with her that event founder and Jane’s Addiction frontman Perry Ferrell admittedly invested hundreds of thousands of dollars into. “Only Lady Gaga could step in and say ‘I’m a headliner,’” Ferrell told Britain’s Daily Star.
Gaga may have upgraded but she certainly hasn’t lost her rock-and-roll spirit. After her own extravagant set, Gaga surprised Semi Precious Weapons fans by joining the band on-stage during their performance and causing a near riot. Wearing little more than fishnet stockings and strategic golden pasties, Gaga rocked out on drums before stage diving into the unsuspecting crowd and, to the dismay of her bodyguard, crowd surfing around for a bit.
She looks like a retarded Parkinson’s patient having a seizure beating that drum. The video clip didn’t go the way I was hoping it would. I was hoping that the crowd would get so excited they’d converge on her and strip her down to the bone like the dung beetles did in The Mummy. She is a big pile of shit, after all. Why can’t I get my way?
I’ve already introduced you to the term “party hat nipple.” Now meet Lady Gaga’s spin on the party hat, the “nipple sombrero.” You know, for those times you want to make your aereolas look as big as fucking dinner plates.
British ‘glamour’ model and Celebrity Big Brother star Jodie Marsh threw herself a 30th birthday party at at Sugar Hut in Brentwood earlier this week, and as you can clearly see, it was a dignified and classy affair. The only problem is her outfit. It’s all wrong. Look, if you’re going to wear fishnets and rhinestone pasties, you don’t wear a tie and a top hat. You wear an ascot and one of those fur hats worn by married Hassidic men on Shabbat and holidays. Voilà! Meshugeneh chic.
