Pink showed off a mysterious wienery bulge in her latex pants while performing in Glasgow on her Funhouse tour yesterday. Now, some of you are going are probably going to say that it’s just the lighting and the camera angle and not a penis at all, to which I would respond, “you’re a giant buzzkill and nobody likes you.” Fact.

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Jamie Foxx is okay with making sexual jokes about someone else’s daughter, but if he had it his way, pervert Roman Polanski would be a goner. Digital Spy reports,

Jamie Foxx has said that convicted sex offender and film director Roman Polanski would “be missing” if he had touched his daughter.

The Soloist actor verbally attacked Polanski, who is currently facing extradition to the US after he fled the country in 1978 when he was convicted of having sex with a 13-year-old girl.

Foxx told Parade magazine: “If it had been my daughter who was barely a teenager - my daughter is 15 - Roman Polanski would be missing… period. It wouldn’t even get to the court case.”

He continued: “But, that’s me and I wouldn’t want anyone else to follow that because you should let the justice system work it out.”

Foxx added: “On the other hand, I don’t know Roman Polanski, but maybe if I had a relationship with him my answer would be different. I just think this whole issue is bigger than Roman Polanski.”

If he’s wondering how he should do the deed, I’d suggest bludgeoning him with a hammer. The hammer is his penis!

Media TakeOut obtained this photo of what appeared to be Jamie Foxx snapping a pic of himself buck-ass naked in front of a mirror (click here for the NSFW mega-penis action). For those of you keeping count, that makes him, Rihanna, Cassie, Ashley Greene, Vanessa Hudgens all within the last month and a half. Honestly, I don’t know what it is with celebrities and taking nekkid pictures of themselves and “leaking” them online lately. It’s best to leave that business to the pros. And by “pros” I mean “14-year old girls with self-esteem issues and inattentive parents.” Thank God for cell phone cameras and messy divorces!

UPDATE: Foxx is admitting it’s him and claiming it was taken for an upcoming movie role and therefore his property, so image has been removed per threatening lawyer request. Wienerific!

At “The Soloist” premiere with Robert Downey, Jr.:

Rapper Soulja Boy put this picture of himself with a boxer-brief concealed boner (click header image to view) on his Twitter “for the ladies” yesterday (I’m guessing the face he’s making is for the “mens”). Is it just me, or is there something awfully suspect about his unit? For example, why is it bigger at the head than the base? And where are the balls? There should definitely be balls. Look, I’m no wiener expert. I consider myself more of a “wiener habitué-cum-dilettante.” That’s what it says right there on my résumé. How the hell did you think I got this job, anyway? College degrees and talent are for suckers, baby!

Fox has issued an apology after inadvertently televising Vikings tight end Visanthe Shianco naked during a post-game locker room game broadcast. The Sports Examiner says

Owner Zygi Wilfs was presenting the game ball to coach Brad Childress’ 19-year-old son Andrew, who is joining the Marine Corps on Monday. Tight end Visanthe Shiancoe was standing behind and to the side of Wilf with a towel partly covering his body.

But not completely.

Somehow the camera operator or crew didn’t notice until after the shot was shared around the world.

Despite what years of stereotyping and racism might have taught us, no white women were actually harmed during the making of the broadcast. Although several of us would now like to volunteer after seeing the size of his wiener. High five, ladies!