Julianne Hough at the Lone Ranger Premiere

Julianne Hough wore the signature crane print from Monique Lhuillier’s Spring 2013 collection from head to toe at the Lone Ranger premiere, pairing a pleated peplum top (say that three times fast) with matching tapered pants. It’s definitely of-the-moment and fashion forward, and fashionistas will say she was one of the best dressed at the premiere, but I dunno… I’m just not feeling it. It’s too eighties. And tapered pants are hideous, no matter what Anna Wintour says. Her makeup is great, though, especially her eyes. They pierce through me and strip me of my pretense, leaving me empty and naked and drowning in a sea of vulnerability. That’s how you know you’ve done a smoky eye right.


Angelina Jolie went with a white custom made Ralph & Russo strapless silk crepe peplum dress at the Berlin premiere of “World War Z” on Tuesday, and while you already know my stance on peplum (against it!),
it has an almost sculptural effect against the gold belt. The peplum also helps pull the eye away from Brad Pitt, who looks like Joe Dirt dressed as Johnny Cash. Look out, he’s a rocker!

A variety of ways to do white + strapless that don’t require a red carpet in the gallery above!


Polka dots have never been my thing and I absolutely HATE peplum, but for some reason I loved the polka dot peplum dress Amy Adams wore to the Santa Barbara International Film Festival yesterday. I don’t know what to make of it. It goes against everything I’ve ever believed about fashion. Does this mean I should reevaluate my stance on fringe and gold lamé, too? Are over-the-forehead headbands actually cool? It’s like my whole world’s been turned upside down. I don’t know what to believe anymore!

HER LOOK: Amy is wearing a dress from Jenny Packham’s Spring/Summer 2013 collection, Kimerberly McDonald earrings, and Jimmy Choo satin peep toe pumps.

HER LOOK FOR LESS: Marc by Marc Jacobs polka dot dress ($248) + tourmaline drop earrings by Pippa Smalls ($975) + Salvatore Ferragamo black satin pumps ($250) = $1,509. Her Kimberly McDonald earrings alone cost ten grand, so think of this look as saving you eighty-five hundred, not costing you fifteen. That’s how I’m going to explain it when he gets the bill, anyway.

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I didn’t put this up yesterday because I was waiting for other people to call her fat first, because once everybody else is doing it, then it’s okay for you to do it, too. Remember, you don’t want to be the first one on the bandwagon, but you certainly don’t want to be the last one on, either. Otherwise you risk not looking cool. And that’s a life lesson you can take to the bank, kids!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: peplum is hideous. Try a leather skirt sans the mysterious lump shroud here from DKNY.

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One thing you’ll never find in my closet: anything peplum. I absolutely hate it. I think it’s stupid and frumpy and only works if you’re a wicked stepsister in a Disney movie. But what the hell do I know, I don’t play pretend for a living. If Hollywood says you should wear it, you probably should!

Believe it or not, this peplum dress from Rare is even whorier than the one Eva Longoria’s wearing. And science said it couldn’t be done! (More celeb peplummery after the jump.)

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

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