Julianne Hough wore the signature crane print from Monique Lhuillier’s Spring 2013 collection from head to toe at the Lone Ranger premiere, pairing a pleated peplum top (say that three times fast) with matching tapered pants. It’s definitely of-the-moment and fashion forward, and fashionistas will say she was one of the best dressed at the premiere, but I dunno… I’m just not feeling it. It’s too eighties. And tapered pants are hideous, no matter what Anna Wintour says. Her makeup is great, though, especially her eyes. They pierce through me and strip me of my pretense, leaving me empty and naked and drowning in a sea of vulnerability. That’s how you know you’ve done a smoky eye right.