Pam Anderson, fresh off of calling Jessica Simpson a “bitch and a whore” for wearing a “Real Girls Eat Meat” t-shirt, just took a handsome paycheck for appearing on an episode of Big Brother Australia. But guess who happens to be Big Brother Australia’s biggest sponsor? According to TMZ

“Big Brother Australia’s” biggest sponsor is her #1 public enemy — KFC!

Last time I checked, being defined as a whore required the acceptance of some kind of payment for services performed. No one paid Jessica Simpson to wear that shirt. In fact, the only person I see wallowing in blood money is Pamela D. Anderson. It’s like that old adage goes — “If you point your finger at someone, remember there are 3 more pointing at you!” Unless you’re one of those freaks with flippers and webbed toes you see at the circus, in which case you can lambaste just about anybody you want. I’d probably start with Pamela Anderson.

At a press conference before her Big Brother debut:

PETA has devoted an entire website to bashing the Olsen twins — cleverly deemed “Hairy-Kate” and “Trashley” Trollsen — for wearing fur. And because a whole website wasn’t enough, their “Trollsen” MySpace begins

Hi, we’re Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen, and like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we’re celebrities, we don’t have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else’s skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of someone’s family, we totally can! And boy, do we ever.”

PETA’s other ideas included writing rhyming insults on Mary-Kate’s locker and tripping Ashley in the cafeteria after study hall. But Plan B was still pretty good, too!

Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Renaud Corlouer photoshoot: