Happy (Post) Labor Day from Phoebe Price and Kate Winslet

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There’s no greater testament to being American than our love of patriotic bikinis and our disgust for old people, so this picture really covers all the bases. It’s not often you get to feel repulsed and aroused at the same time. Not unless you’ve hit up a strip club in the middle of the day stone-cold sober, in which you have my sincerest apologies. Consider this my post-Labor Day gift to you.

Kate Winslet’s non-American rack at the premiere of “Mildred Pierce”:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

The Grammys Were Last Night

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Hi guys, it’s Sonya today. Did you know that nipples can stick to ice? It’s true. Just ask Abby when she gets back.

So, the Grammys happened last night, and like the dedicated blogger that I am, I didn’t watch them. I don’t really care who gets what, because it’s all a bunch of crap anyway. They never mention my favorite group, Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters, so I don’t bother. I am interested in what everyone wore, so here we go:

Taylor Swift’s dress fits kind of weird, I think.
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Rihanna chose to let her dress do the choking

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During a lapse in security, crazy lady Phoebe Price slipped in, as did super-classy Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi

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Pink didn’t need to sneak in, she just snarled at security

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Oh Look, It’s That Ginger Granny Again

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Phoebe Price in Cannes

Phoebe Price astounds me, and not just because I can’t figure out what the hell she’s famous for aside from her constant campaign to be named the world’s most tastelessly unfashionable attention whore.  What really fascinates me about ol’ Phoebe is just where she finds the energy.  It must be so exhausting when every goddamn day of your life is like Halloween, only blind and retarded.  Today’s costume: Special Needs Flapper.

At the Cannes Film Festival (how she got invited is anybody’s guess):

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S.S. Phoebe Price Flashes More Than a Smile

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Phobe Price in Cannes

The only thing I know about Phoebe Price is that she loves having her picture taken and that she seems to be famous for nothing other than gallivanting around wearing the fugliest outfits. That, and her weird joker grin makes me think she may have sex with you, and then kill you. Or kill you and then have sex with you. Oh but that’s nothing. Just wait until she lays her eggs inside your body to act as a food source for her larvae, until the little buggers are mature enough to pop out, don tacky outfits and start posing for pictures of their own. I saw it on National Geographic before. It was called, The Reproduction of Attention Whores. True story.

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Oh Look, it’s Big Bird’s Ginger Granny

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Phoebe Price at Cheesecake Factory in LA

Good morning, malcontents!  It’s Sarah today.  Abby’s in her lab with some male models and I’m not too sure what’s going on in there but there’s a lot of screaming and a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door.  She’ll be back on Monday, likely with a bowlegged gait but otherwise good as new.

In other news, professional famewhore Phoebe Price did some stuff someplace in LA yesterday.  It should shock absolutely no one that she did it dressed like an escaped geriatric sanitarium patient.  Why she has yet to be struck by lightning is an infinite mystery to me, and I consider it evidence that regardless which gods you believe in, they are less than benevolent.

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