Apr 3, 20089

Paris No Longer A Slutty Racist — April Fool’s!

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Here’s Paris Hilton attempting sexy poses in a photoshoot for “The Harvard Lampoon’s” April Fool’s Day issue. Ten bucks says she asked why the black guy wasn’t wearing a costume before she stuffed the elephant’s trunk in her cooter and videotaped it.

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Mar 7, 20089

Whoa, Nelly!

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“Sex and the City” star Sarah Jessica Parker ate it hard yesterday during a Vogue photo shoot with renown photographer Annie Leibovitz. Fortunately, SJP’s leg wasn’t broken in the fall, or they’d have taken her out back and shot her for sure. Her Colonial Turf Cup dream is still within reach!

Little philly mid-flight (via The Daily Mail ):

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