I don’t know what the hell is wrong with Pamela Anderson, but chances are good she can turn milk into yogurt just by looking at it now. You could cross a rubber mask with syphilis and get something more believably human.
Leaving the ‘Whisky Mist’ night club in Mayfair:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
I was so happy because thought these were pictures of Hilary Duff actually wiping out on a busy street in New York, but it wasn’t till later that I realized there was a big puffy mat in the middle of the crosswalk for her to land on. So then I read the photo description, which said “Hilary Duff takes a ‘fall’ on the set of her upcoming TV romantic comedy, “The Business of Falling in Love,” as it films in Manhattan,” which confirmed it was totally staged. However, at this point, I had already uploaded them. So here you go. That’s just the kind of commitment to quality I bring to the table. I put the same amount of effort into this hearty “fuck you.” Nobody likes a whiner!
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
Boy wonder Ashton Kutcher posted a picture of wife Demi Moore’s ass on his Twitter account over the weekend without her knowing it. He wrote:
Watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeckI’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeckShhh don’t tell wifey
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck
Oh, that’s right, boys. If there’s one thing that ladies love, it’s your posting semi-nude pictures of them on the internet without their knowledge or consent. Next to slipping them a roofie and videotaping yourself violating their unresponsive body, it’s practically the only guaranteed way to melt a girl’s heart.
A little more than a month after Miley Cyrus’ infamous slant-eyed photo made the rounds on the internet, a photo of middle Jonas Brother Joe Jonas doing his version of the slant-eye found its way online yesterday. Disney must be thrilled. The Huffington Post says
Joe Jonas appears to be the gentleman in a photo pulling down his eyelids with his pinky fingers. Jonas, who like the guy in the photo wears a purity ring, is an older brother of Miley’s ex boyfriend Nick Jonas.
No word when the photo was taken or where it came from before surfacing on Gossip Teen.
Unfortunately, there’s also no word as to why he’s dressed like the inside of a black guy’s living room, either. African-Americans agree, he’s sorely lacking in the gilded mirror and decorative bottles of liquor department.
A group knows as the OCA — an organization “dedicated to advancing the social, political and economic well-being of Asian Pacific Americans” — is demanding an apology from Miley Cyrus for engaging in an “offensive, stereotypical gesture” in the above photograph. They released the following statement to TMZ:
“The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent……Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable.
We hope that Miley Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive.”
The OCA is absolutely right. That picture wasn’t funny at all. She should have made buck teeth and bowed while saying “Me so sowwy! Me no likey the sucky-sucky!” and maybe done a couple of karate chops. Some people just don’t know the finer points of executing a good joke.
Bike riding with her mom and sister last week:
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson posted the supposed “first official picture” of new baby Bronx Mowgli on Pete’s Friends of Enemies website, along with a plea for you to donate money to several different charities… none of which are Suicide Prevention or Support for Proposition 8. Ding ding ding ding ding! That should have thrown up the first red flag for you right there. Then there isn’t even eyeliner or an ill-fitting anime t-shirt anywhere on the baby. Second flag. Yep, you have to get up pretty early in the morning to pull one over on me. I’m like Nancy Drew of the gossip world, if Nancy Drew had early stage liver disease and a socially crippling fear of robot overlords. And I know a fake when I see one!
Everyone’s all excited about the first picture of Jessica Biel as a stripper in the upcoming movie “Powder Blue.” I don’t see what the big deal is. That goatee does nothing for her. She looks like she ought to be doling out slop in a prison cafeteria, not offering me a forty dollar lapdance. Somebody really dropped the ball here.
Without the goatee at the Museum of Modern Art last week:
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