Proving once again that she is a natural beauty, Katy Perry is spotted leaving a doctor’s office, maybe to address the issue that’s popping up all over her face. If someone tapped the oil reserves in her face and Russell Brand’s entire person, the oil issue would be resolved.
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This is what happens to your face when you’re stuck rubbing up against someone as greasy as Russell Brand. Proactiv might want to rethink that $5 million they paid Katy Perry to be their new poster girl.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame
Hey peeps, it’s Sonya today and I’m taking you to Funkytown. It’s a quaint little village on the continent of Zac Efron, island of Greasy Face. I do want to warn you, you might find the villagers to be a coarse lot, with lots of belching up of yellow fluid and scratching of crotches, hence the overall inflamed appearance. Today’s forecast includes a douchey cover of beanie, and by the looks of the neighboring orbiting body, a chance of white facial showers. Enjoy your stay, but watch your back. They’re a queer sort.
Trying to hide behind his friend after a trip to Starbucks, because that’s what douchetastic boys do
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