Apr 24, 20096
Not So Pretty Boy
Tags: pimples, zac efron
Hey peeps, it’s Sonya today and I’m taking you to Funkytown. It’s a quaint little village on the continent of Zac Efron, island of Greasy Face. I do want to warn you, you might find the villagers to be a coarse lot, with lots of belching up of yellow fluid and scratching of crotches, hence the overall inflamed appearance. Today’s forecast includes a douchey cover of beanie, and by the looks of the neighboring orbiting body, a chance of white facial showers. Enjoy your stay, but watch your back. They’re a queer sort.
Trying to hide behind his friend after a trip to Starbucks, because that’s what douchetastic boys do
