Jan 25, 2012

39-year-old Cameron Diaz was photographed at the Chanel couture show in Paris this week with a suspiciously shiny and kettle-drum-like face. The Daily Mail says:
[Diaz] may have succumbed to a cosmetic procedure or two… [it appears] the star may have had Botox and chemical peels to achieve her wrinkle-free look.
Plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn [said] ‘There’s something about Cameron Diaz’ face that is very unusual. Her forehead is excessively smooth, a possible consequence of overdone Botox injections. Her face also looks extremely shiny.’
This is why you wear sunscreen, ladies. And also why you don’t take male sex hormones you buy off the internet. If her pores were any bigger, sturgeons could probably spawn in them.





Jan 12, 2012

There’s something different about Cameron Diaz when comparing these photos of her in Hawaii two weeks ago (left) and photos of her last year (right), and it’s not just the hair. The Daily Mail says:
The Charlie’s Angels star, 39, was spotted on the beach in Hawaii over the holidays looking rather shapely, prompting rumors she’s gone under the knife.
The actress is said to have had implants to boost her chest by a cup size.
Cameron has previously said she’d prefer a more curvy figure, telling Marie Claire in 2009: ‘I’d love to be more voluptuous. It’s just not my body type.”
You know that expression “useless as tits on a boar?” Well, this is a close second.
Dec 7, 2011

It’s nice to see that Lindsay Lohan’s colorist was able to exactly match her hair color to her teeth. She can probably even scrape some of the tartar off her gums and use it to touch up her roots between visits. And it’s a great way to keep from clashing when wearing graphic prints.
Leaving the Ken Paves salon yesterday:





PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
Sep 28, 2011

This before and after pic of Nicole Richie in a bikini seems to suggest that the former “Simple Life” star went and got her titties inflated by a professional recently. Us Magazine says:
An insider tells [says] that [Richie] got implants this summer.
“In the past, she said she wanted a lift, though we never thought she was serious,” another source says of Richie.
Still, “she’s been open about it to friends,” notes the first insider.
The second source adds that the designer wanted to improve her bustline for hubby Joel Madden, 32. “The pregnancies took a toll. She said breast-feeding killed what boobs she did have!”
Oh, I doubt she did it for Joel Madden. He’s way too concerned with mastering the perfect smoky eye to bother looking at anybody’s tits.
Nicole hosting Fashion’s Night Out earlier this month; celebrating her 30th birthday at Cecconi last week (bottom):










PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
Sep 9, 2011

You can’t help but make a horrified WTF face when you see these pics of Lindsay Lohan’s 17-year-old sister Ali, because it’s obvious from the photos that she’s completely butchered her face. Yet in spite of the lips and cheeks bulging with dermal fillers and the disproportionate chin and cheekbones, her agents are still denying she’s had anything done. Her modeling agency director told E! News (via the Daily Mail):
“Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any surgery.
As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent.
Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age.”
Sorry, there is nothing “norm” about that, unless she grows by molting her skin like some kind of crustacean. It looks like somebody filed down the edges of Lady Gaga’s prosthetic alien face and stuck on a pair of Mr. Potato Head’s eyebrows.