Lindsay Lohan Lands Denim Deal

Seems like that Playboy debacle wasn’t a total bust for Lindsay Lohan, since she also managed to get a deal hawking jeans out of it too (read: she blew the photographer). OK! Magazine elaborates, After her Playboy spread, she inked a deal with Jag Jeans! Here’s the connection: Yu Tsai, the photog who took the …

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Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Issue Tanked

Turns out big fake freckle tits with weird melanin-less nipples aren’t this season’s must-have Christmas gift, because nobody’s buying the Lindsay Lohan issue of Playboy since it hit newsstands on Friday. Fox News says: Not many consumers are paying for [the Lindsay Lohan Playboy] experience. In fact, interest seems low in seeing Lohan’s intensely air-brushed …

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Lindsay Lohan is Out Ten Grand, Airbrushing

An unretouched photo of Lindsay Lohan at her Playboy photoshoot hit the interwebs this weekend, clearly reinforcing my belief that everything in Playboy is really ninety percent photoshop wizardry. And speaking of wizards, Lindsay Lohan is a fucking dumbass. Case in point (via TMZ): Lindsay Lohan’s purse [containing her] passport, important probation docs, and [ten …

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