Shiloh Jolie-Pitt — the superspawn of Angelina and Brad — was a target of a recent kidnapping plot. Her parents reportedly discovered a note pinned to the door of their home that included a picture of the 20-month-old along with an ominous warning. The Daily Mail reports

“Someone got to their doorstep and left a threat against Shiloh. The person included a photo of her, and a note that read, ‘We got this close already.’

[Brad and Angelina] are freaked out. Shiloh has someone protecting her 24-7, and Brad and Angie are trying to avoid taking her out of the house.”

The note was left in early January.

Did the note smell like the Zone diet and insecurity? ‘Cause if it did, I got one guess as to who left it. Jennifer Aniston was reportedly devastated when she found out Angie was knocked up again. Insult to injury, it’s twins. This has got “Lifetime Original Movie” written all freakin’ over it. I’m thinking something along the lines of “Baby Monitor: The Sound of Fear” or “With Kid Gloves: Cradle of Strife.” Running time: 82 minutes. A jilted ex-wife exacts her revenge by kidnapping the other woman’s child. Starring Kristie Swanson as Jennifer Aniston, Yasmeen Bleeth as Angelina Jolie, and Gary Coleman as Zahara Jolie-Pitt.

Angie at Heathrow airport on her way to Iraq: