Who Wouldn’t Love This?

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When you live in a little bubble created by the fantasy world of reality TV, you tend to lose your bearings on how things actually are. Case in point: Snooki is all confused as to why anyone wouldn’t think she’s the best thing since spaghetti and meatballs. Shocking! Says Digital Spy,

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi has confessed that she is confused by comments made by Ne-Yo regarding her recent Rolling Stone cover shoot.

Posting on his Twitter page earlier this week, the ‘Miss Independent’ singer criticised the Jersey Shore star’s appearance on the publication’s cover, writing: “Wow. Snooki is on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. Really? I quit. (Just kidding, but almost serious.)”

Snooki has since struck back at Ne-Yo, telling US Weekly: “I was just really upset. I’m a big fan of Ne-Yo. Every song was on my iPod and I deleted them yesterday just because of his comments.

“Why do you hate me? I’m the nicest person ever. I understand you are a little mad ‘cos your career is not up right now and I’m on the cover but you know what – I’m a nice person and I deserve it, so get over it.”

Ne-Yo later told E News that he believes his initial response was correct.

“I don’t know her so I can’t disrespect her, but I feel like Rolling Stone is a music magazine,” he explained.

“And for them to put her on the cover, it’s like, ‘Really?’”

The last time I saw a little piggy so enthralled with itself, it had just gotten a buttermilk bath in preparation to be taken to the county fair. I’m not sure exactly how that connects to Snooki’s comments, but it sounded good and I’m hoping in her case that it ends with a change of plans and a trip to the slaughterhouse instead of a “Best in Show” ribbon. E.B. White has nothing on my storytelling skills.

Hosting a pool party in Vegas:

Jon Gosselin Gets His Mack on at a Vegas Pool Party

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Wondering where all the cool kids went this weekend? If you thought, “somewhere in Vegas with Jon Gosselin and his mom,” you’d be right. Play on, playa! People Magazine says

Though the outside temperature topped out at around 115 degrees, Jon Gosselin may have been this weekend’s hottest thing in Vegas. With his mother and four friends in tow, the father of eight hosted a much-hyped pool party Saturday.

Moments after walking into his private cabana at MGM Grand’s Wet Republic, several females from the adjacent VIP area approached. It wasn’t long before he was surrounded by women.

Gosselin, sporting shorts and a collared shirt, was spotted collecting a few phone numbers and mixing drinks for scantily dressed women.

Ugh. It’s like the two dudes from The Roxbury and Dane Cook made a douche baby and then tried to kill it by chucking it down a sewer hole, only it somehow survived. Think “Oswald Cobblepot,” but wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and enough Axe Body Spray to burn the eyebrows clean off your face from a distance of thirty paces.

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PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin, Splash News