S.S. Jennifer Lopez Eating a Popsicle
Tags: Jennifer Lopez, photos, pictures, popsicle

Since fucking “Family Guy” got an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Comedy today, I’m playing the “hey it looks like Jennifer Lopez is sucking a wiener” card and throwing in the proverbial towel. If low-brow means critical acclaim, then I’m your Ernest fucking Hemingway. The bell tolls for thee, bitches!
On the set of her next straight-to-DVD movie:
