Viewers were outraged by a scene in the premiere episode of E!’s “Living Lohan” that showed mother Dina watching a sex tape of a Lindsay look-alike in front of her 14-year old daughter Ali, going as far as to suggest Dina was guilty of child abuse. The NY Post says

“Last time I checked, allowing a child to watch porn is against the law,” one viewer commented. Another asked, “Does anyone besides me think it’s weird that Dina showed her daughter [such images]?”

The former Justice Department chief of the child exploitation and obscenity section said, “It’s inappropriate but probably not illegal. If there was a situation where a mother was regularly exposing her child to pornography, it would be a concern for state child welfare agencies.”

I don’t see what’s so weird about it. So a daughter walks in on her mom watching a tape of her sister give some dude a blowjob. Who hasn’t had that happen once or twice in their lives? Where it really gets awkward is when you walk in on your mom and dad making their own porno. Especially once you realize your mom is not only taking it from dad but from Mr. Dinkleberg next door and they’re using your canopy bed for the wide-angle shot. And no matter what they try to tell you, that is NOT the way you’re supposed to play “Monkey in the Middle.” Try that during fourth grade recess and see how far you get.

Fast forward to the 3:15 mark if you can’t stomach watching all of it.

Lindsay with Ali in New York on Tuesday:

Hardcore video of burlesque queen Dita von Teese cavorting with two scantily-clad females hit the net yesterday, and Wonderbra, who had just chosen Dita to be the face of their lingerie company, is none too happy about it. The Sun says

In one scene the former wife of Marilyn Manson romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy. The sleazy flick — shot before she rose to fame — will shock lingerie bosses. It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month. They hoped Dita would enhance the company’s clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection.

Wonderbra declined to comment.

A good rule of thumb, ladies, is whenever you’re naked on film, don’t let the cameras stop rolling until you’ve yelled “They’re holding a gun to my sick grandmother’s head just off screen! I’m doing this against my will!” at least once. That way, when the video is inevitably leaked online, you can spin it as the harrowing tale of a woman overcoming the odds and doing whatever it takes to save the life of her cancer-stricken Gam-Gam instead of the shameful escapades of a drunken freshman slutting it up with two of her sorority sisters and while most of Sigma Chi watches. Trust me, you’re gonna thank me later for this.

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Sun may have made this out to be a little more shocking than it actually is, because apparently the clip is classic fetish Dita from Andrew Blake’s Pinups 2, which Dita (NSFW) actually sells on her own website. Gasp!

See a clip of th INCREDIBLY NSFW video here here.

LSFW body paint shots: