Aug 18, 2008
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi finally made it official over the weekend. Their spokesperson told People Magazine
“Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were married tonight in an intimate ceremony at their home in Los Angeles. DeGeneres, 50, and de Rossi, 35, both wore Zac Posen and exchanged rings by Neil Lane during the Saturday ceremony.
The intimate ceremony was attended by 19 guests who witnessed the couple exchange handwritten vows.”
I suppose the eternal love and together foreverness is alright, but once two lesbians are legally bound and cohabiting, they lose a lot of freedoms they for granted. Namely, the freedom to ask, “Your face or mine tonight?” I swear, that never gets old!
May 16, 2008
In the wake of the California Supreme Court overturning the state’s ban on gay marriage, talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has declared her intentions to wed longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. TMZ reports
A spy in the audience of this afternoon’s taping of the “Ellen DeGeneres Show” tells us that after Ellen mentioned [yesterday's California Supreme Court ruling], she surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O. The show will air tomorrow.
With the news of this ruling, Home Depot can now expect to dethrone Pottery Barn as the largest wedding registry in the state of California. You know how lesbians love power tools! And stereotypes! Don’t forget stereotypes!
Nov 26, 2007
The Daily Mail has a first-ever look at Portia de Rossi’s and Joely Richardson’s lesbian scenes in the upcoming season of “Nip/Tuck,” and boy are they hot. Like desert hot. You know, where everything is all parched and shriveled up and withered and unsexy. I believe I’ve kissed my little sister with more tangible passion. Also my own reflection and my dog on a dare. The only way the producers could have made this any less erotic is if they’d cast Estelle Getty and Rhea Pearlman instead of Portia and Joely. And even then it’d only be slightly worse, like “being attacked by a black bear” versus “being attacked by a black bear while Justin Timberlake’s ‘Futuresex/Love Sounds’ plays in the background.” You’re still pretty much screwed either way.
More dry, clinical lesbian action (all LSFW):
