Miley Cyrus made her first public appearance since the Vanity Fair “scandal” at the Disney Channel Games concert Saturday night. London’s The Sun says

After performing her set, pretty Miley told the crowd: “I saw a sign back there that said: ‘Miley, I’m praying for you.’ I could not be more appreciative. Thank you guys for all your support. God bless you.”

Please. She didn’t even read the sign right. The poster actually said “Miley, I’m spraying for you. All over your sexy pictures, you naughty little minx. Call me!” What made it really weird is that Michael Eisner was the one holding it.

Ever wondered how “The Hills” star Heidi Montag spends her free time? No? Well, too bad, because you’re about to find out. OK! Magazine quotes boyfriend Spencer Pratt as saying

Heidi has the most faith. She prays for anybody all day. I’ll find her on the floor praying and I’ll ask, who are you praying for, and she’ll say everybody. Praying for me and my family and our enemies and our friends. That’s what I love about Heidi.

Uh-huh. Heidi’s praying for me. I hate to break it to you, Spence, but when you find a girl with plastic tits, bleach blond hair and an insatiable need for attention on her knees in your kitchen, she hasn’t spent the morning imploring the Lord on your behalf. She’s been sucking off the dude with the chub hiding in your pantry. On the plus side, if you ever need to borrow a sweaty naked guy with an uncomfortable erection for the evening, now you’ll know right where to look. Talk about your time-saver!

Heidi feeling the Holy Spirit or something like that: