Paula Abdul lipsynched her new single “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow” in a pre-recorded segment for the Super Bowl XLII pre-game show last night. You were probably too busy scarfing hot wings and pounding beer to notice, but there’s not a single close-up of Paula in the entire 3 minute 25 second clip. Also, somewhere in the mix of back-up dancers is a fat chick. She shows up around the 1:22 mark behind and to the left of Paula on the screen. Looks like we weren’t the only ones pounding beer and chicken wings before the show, if you know what I mean! Wide angles and wide bottoms must be the secret formula for passing off mad cows as a pop stars. Britney might want to start taking notes.