Jun 15, 2009

Seriously, there is just no escaping these bitches. You can’t run, you can’t hide… Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf will always find you. I don’t actually hate either one of them, though. I think they both have a tendency to act borderline retarded about 75% of the time, but really, who in Hollywood doesn’t? Besides, mouthy and crazy are way the hell better than boring. Anyway, the point is, Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf have both been winning me over a little bit against my will lately, and I really love me some giant fighting robots, but even I am getting kinda burned out on this Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen international press junket rampage. Just nine more days until the movie comes out… I think we can make it if we knuckle down with enough alcohol.
Megan Fox at the UK premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in London:












Megan Fox, Shia LaBeouf and Michael Bay at the Berlin premiere:



























Jun 3, 2009

Salut, mes porcelets! It’s Sarah today. Abby has the day off to start her training at Space Camp, but she’ll be back tomorrow. Unless of course she meets up with a kid named Max and his best friend, Jinx… then her only hope is if John Travolta’s wife happens to be floating around and spackling on some glitter. She once read a book on Morse code, you know!
There are probably only about 2% of you who will have any clue just what in the holy fucking hell Kelly Preston has to do with NASA.
Aaaanyway, the premiere of The Hangover happened yesterday, and I was under the impression from the previews that it starred Zach Galifianakis and some other dudes, but the red carpet photos are all about Heather Graham and her boobs in this somewhat ill-fitting and overly shiny red dress. I seriously forgot Heather Graham was even alive, but apparently she’s not dead and she’s in The Hangover. Who knew?
Whatever. Boobs:






Jun 2, 2009

Hi guys, it’s Sonya today while Abby takes a day off. My brain’s still a little rattled after driving in LA for the last few days, so here’s the effing awesome trailer for the new Star Wars: The Old Republic MMORPG, because I’m a raging nerd and this video just about made me wet my pants. More than usual, anyway. Enjoy!
Apr 29, 2009

He’s been linked to two different Oksanas and dozens of other women, but 53-year-old actor Mel Gibson arrived at the new X-Men premiere with Russian composer Oksana Grigorieva on his arm. Oksana is signed to Mel’s recording label Icon and reportedly two months pregnant with his bastard child. According to the Daily Mail
The Mad Max star appeared at the Los Angeles premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine, hand-in-hand with new love Oksana Grigorieva. The 39-year-old Russian singer’s appearance with Mel came as surprising given the fact his £640million fortune is at stake in his upcoming divorce battle.
The actor’s attendance at the premiere was unexpected as he rarely attends Hollywood events.
Even more unexpected was that Oksana appeared to have shanghaied Michael Jackson’s nose and Nikki Cox’s lips without either one of them noticing. I’ve seen CPR dummies with more natural features.
See Oksana’s lingerie pics here.








