If there ever were a way to make jail time a hell of a lot more tolerable, a daily dose of opioids might do the trick. Good thing Lindsay Lohan will still be able to take Dilaudid while she’s in the pokey, then! TMZ says:
According to… Lindsay’s most recent probation report, LiLo has a prescription for Dilaudid, an extremely powerful painkiller often compared to morphine and even heroin.
As long as she has the prescription, Lohan is in the clear to pop the painkiller — presuming she follows the dosage guidelines. We’re told a doctor wrote the prescription after Lindsay’s dental surgery.
That’s not all she’s allowed to have in her medicine cabinet — Lindsay also has prescriptions for two other drugs — Ambien and Adderall.
So she’s got three hot meals delivered to her door in her own room where she can sit and chase the dragon all damn day at taxpayer expense. Fuckin’ A, man. Those junkies that live under the overpass are doing it all kinds of wrong.
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