If there’s one thing a girl needs after losing the very seed of her womb, it’s her mother. Also a big ol’ bag of Gorditas and some Mexi-Melts with extra cheese. People magazine reports

Days after losing custody of her two kids, Britney Spears found some solace by reuniting with estranged mom Lynne Spears. “Brit really needed her mom,” a source [says]. Lynne and Britney’s younger sister Jamie Lynn flew to Los Angeles Friday evening.

But it didn’t go so well. Probably because Brit likes extra sour cream, and her Mom forgot it. And the tub of mayonnaise. According to OK! magazine

Around 7pm PT on Saturday, the pop star stormed out of her Malibu home, where she had been locked in conversation with her family since the early morning hours, and sped off once more in her white convertible.

Meanwhile, back at the compound (via News of the World)

Britney has told pals she’s convinced she could meet the same tragic end as Princess Di.

A close friend of Britney’s told me: “She’s utterly obsessed with Princess Diana. She’s turned one of the rooms in her house into a shrine to Di — there’s photos, books and cheap souvenirs everywhere. Britney has told people she truly believes she and Diana share the same destiny! She’s taken to surrounding herself with anything connected with the princess. People close to Britney think it’s weird but no one dares tell her as she is so vulnerable right now. Anything could tip her over the edge. Her behaviour is getting weirder by the day.”

Yep, it’s scary how much Britney and Diana are alike. I can’t believe I didn’t notice it before. Really, if I had a nickel for every picture of Diana exiting a car snatch-first with a mouth full of ground beef and lettuce and cigarettes, I’d be a… um, let’s see… carry the five… including the cutting and pasting I did with my old Us Weeklies and Peoples, a two dollar and forty-five cents-anaire. That’s practically $150 in dog years. It’s like she’s looking in a fucking mirror or something.

More of Princess Di Britney stuffing her face full of tacos after the jump

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