Blake Lively is in Jail

Photographer Craig McDean has a different way of viewing jail than I do. His vision includes sexy blonde siren Blake Lively up to no good and waiting for her punishment in a clean, if albeit bleak jail. My vision usually includes less sexy and more urine, puke and probing. Sometimes in that order. Sans-puke:

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Lindsay’s #1 Fan!

This is the kind of quality person that Lindsay Lohan attracts. Can I say it? Ewwwww. Creepy McCreepersons here was patiently waiting in the wee hours of the morning to see his idol. I don’t think even Lindsay deserves to have this dude stalking her. Okay, I take that back. She does. It’s a loser …

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Lindsay Leaves Jail

Proving that justice is not only blind but is seriously retarded, possibly walks with a gimp and is susceptible to celebrity influence, Lindsay Lohan is out of jail. Says Digital Spy, Lindsay Lohan has left jail after serving less than 14 days of her 90-day sentence. E! reports that the actress left prison in the …

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