2011 has been a stellar year for Christina Aguilera thus far — getting arrested for public intoxication, passing out at parties to which she wasn’t invited, forgetting the words to the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, falling onstage at the Grammys, and putting on about twenty extra pounds and a couple of mystery bruises in the process. That’s multitasking, my friends! But her friends and family members don’t see it that way. They want her to get “help” for her “addiction” issues. TMZ says:
Some of Christina Aguilera’s friends and business associates have been pleading with her for several months to get treatment for alcohol abuse.[Ex-husband] Jordan Bratman voiced concern about Christina’s drinking when they hashed out their child custody agreement — [he wanted sole custody] — but they ultimately agreed on joint custody.
She shouldn’t worry. According to Charlie Sheen, she’s actually winning right now. They’re all just jealous of her totally bitchin’ rock star life.