After the “pumpkin patch incident” earlier this week where she got kicked out for acting like a total slut, Courtney Stodden along with creepy pedophile husband Doug Hutchinson slurred her way through an explanation of what really went down when she sat down with Dr. Drew.(the other moms were jealous). Says Daily Mail,

Her upcoming appearance on Dr. Drew is designed to explain her racy Pumpkin Patch appearance last weekend.

But Courtney Stodden appears to make matters worse for herself as she slurs her way through the interview on Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers, alongside her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson.

In a sneak preview of the sit-down, the 17-year-old is seen with garbled speech and consistently fidgets as she perches herself on the addiction medicine specialist’s couch.

Dressed in a revealing pink mini dress, her behaviour can only be described as odd.

Even Doug himself is forced to interject at numerous times, when the teen bride attempts to speak on her own behalf.

In the clip, the pair explain the incident, which lead to the teenage bride being asked to leave the PG13 event after furious parents complained about her inappropriate behavior.

Doug confirms that they were indeed kicked out of the event.

‘One thing about the pumpkin patch fiasco; we were kicked off the pumpkin patch,’ Doug explains.
‘We went to pick out pumpkins the other day… Courtney was dressed as you saw her in sort of the Daisy Duke like thing.’

‘Was she kicked out for the attire?’ asks Drew.

As Doug repeats the question and before he can answer Drew, Courtney interjects. Posing and pouting, she is seen slurring her words.

‘The women were coming up to the manager and complaining,’ she says .

‘Because of the kids?’ Drew asks.

‘Because of the kids,’ Courtney replies sarcastically, making quotation mark gestures with her fingers as she sways back and forth on the couch.

Doug is then seen once again taking over, with the occasion clap and ‘woo-hew’ thrown in by Courtney.

The Green Mile actor tells Drew that there were people at the patch who were enjoying their appearance.
‘And their cleavage was hanging out quit a bit,’ Courtney once again butts in.

Courtney was asked to leave the pumpkin patch in Valencia, California last weekend, due to her inappropriate attire and behaviour.

“Pumpkin patch princess”, huh? Someone should really pitch the idea to Disney. Their lineup of Disney Princesses is really lacking in PVC boots, silicone and Parkinson’s-like movements.

Here’s Sandra Bullock at the 2011 amfAR Inspiration Gala, doing “frosted eyeshadow” right:

17-year old Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old actor husband Doug Hutchinson were asked to leave a pumpkin patch in L.A. this weekend after her behavior and attire were deemed “inappropriate” by the staff. Almost as inappropriate as frosted hair, frosted eyeshadow and frosted lipstick. Dear God. The Daily Mail says:

it wasn’t just the couples public display of affection that prompted security to approach them – but the teenager’s barely-there denim shorts and a pair of white PVC knee-high boots.

Acting like it was her very own photo shoot, the tanned teenager began posing with the orange vegetable exposing her bare bottom cheeks – but she soon… began kissing and cuddling [her husband] as she stood on a pile of pumpkins.

But the couple weren’t stopping there — his young wife wrapped her legs around him and threw her head back.

The pair were eventually asked to leave the patch by security after they received several complaints from members of the public who found Courtney’s attire offensive and her behavior of a sexual nature.

The great thing about pumpkins is that they’re the same color and size as Courntey’s big fake tits, so I bet she was practically undetectable out in the field. Only the mound of straw-like hair and the squeak of PVC would have given her away.

You can see more of the disgusting pumpkin patch pics here, or you can look at these super cute pics of the Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Just a typical day out with Mommy! Shauna Sand took her daughters to the pumpkin patch yesterday looking like the tranny hooker she is.  Doesn’t she ever attempt to wear anything appropriate? Who the hell wears 10 pounds of makeup, a crocheted scrap of cloth for a top and platforms to the pumpkin patch? Ugh.