Lindsay Lohan Mostly Naked in Purple Magazine

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Photographer Terry Richardson looks like he should be on a street corner in a wheelchair with a bottle of whiskey and recurring Nam flashbacks (see him here in this creepy pic with the whole Lohan family) but he has somehow managed to convince the women he shoots to take off their clothes in the name of “art.” Don’t get me wrong here; I’m not arguing objectification. Objectify and hyper-sexualize all you want. What I’m arguing against is the masquerading of objectification as art. Don’t dip a turd in frosting and tell me it’s a goddamn cupcake. Because now I make sure to really smell all desserts before I actually bite into them. That’s one mistake I won’t make twice!

S.S. Helena Christensen Totally Nude in Citizen K Magazine

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And now for the complete opposite of the last post, a 40-year old woman with the body of a 23-year old. I suppose if Lindsay keeps aging backwards, she’ll get there eventually. Like around the time she’s 60. In the meantime, enjoy supermodel Helena Christensen totally nude on the cover of Citizen K magazine today. Like famed Elizabethan poet Robert Herrick once wrote, “To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time!” I just assumed he was speaking directly to you there. Zing!

In Purple magazine (all NSFW):

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