It’s long-been rumored that Queen Latifah is really a lesbian, but these pictures of her partying with lady strippers in a Jersey penthouse ought to pretty much seal the deal for any doubters out there. The National Enquirer says

The wild party was held at together on a regular basis for drinks. “Queen Latifah is a part of the regular group, and she was egging on the strippers to be as outrageous as they could be,” said the source.

“The strippers who were invited to the gathering happily joined the party after they performed. There’s a lot of drinking at these gathering and lots of music. Some of the ladies get so amorous that they pair off together.”

Wow. Photoshop in a couple of little girls with their eyes stitched shut doing a backwards crab walk and that picture pretty much constitutes everything my nightmares are made of.

Yeah, is it just me, or is it really fucking gay in here? TMZ gays says

John Travolta and Jodi Foster came out to celebrate the Hollywood Reporter’s Power 100 in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, [where] Jodie received the Sherry Lansing Leadership Award.

Did they hold this award show in a closet? Jesus! What is Queen Latifah doing here? Where are Anderson Cooper and Jada Pinkett, then? And my “he’s-just-sensitive” uncle and my seventh grade art teacher and her “roomate?” They might as well have called this little masquerade the “Cower 100.” Usually, the only time you have this many people pretending not to be gay in one room is during a open session of Congress. Really, this must be some kind of new closet-gay record or something!