An email in which a 23-year-old University of California Berkeley graduate revealed that Pulp Fiction director Quentin Tarantino liked to tug on his “nub-like” wiener while he sucked on her toes went viral this afternoon, much to the chagrin of mind’s eyes everywhere. Radar Online says:

Beejoli Shah details her bizarre encounter with Tarantino, 48, after meeting him at a party in the Hollywood Hills and later going home with him, where she states: “Quentin Tarantino asks, ‘Can I suck on your toes while I jerk off?’”

Shah accompanies the email with pictures she took with Tarantino in a photo booth at his home the night of June 1, 2011, as proof of her wild night with him.

My favorite part of the email (which you can read in its entirety after the jump) is the part where she describes Quentin’s manhood in less-than-flattering terms. She writes:

QT has the most unattractive penis I have ever seen (short. fat. nub-like. The chode of all chodes. Boys, those junior high pamphlets are lying when they say that all shapes and sizes are normal. Lying.)

So Quentin’s penis looks just like one of those goombas from the old Super Mario Brothers. I bet the urge to stomp on it with both feet while wearing a mustache was simply overwhelming.

Pics of Beejoli here; her email (plus video of her on Wheel of Fortune) after the jump:

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Diane Kruger was in last weekend’s Sunday Times Style, and in it she talks about Inglourious Basterds, clicking with Quentin Tarantino, the terrible stickiness of fake blood, and a bunch of stuff about her undead boyfriend and her childhood.  Honestly, though, the best part of that article is that the idiot who wrote it hilariously calls Josh Hartnett one of the “big boys”.  Is Josh Hartnett even still alive?  What the hell is up with Diane Kruger and all these dead dudes, anyway?