Quickies: Donkeys Don’t Have Sleeves
Tags: Quic
So which one’s the ogre? Cameron Diaz goes for broke at the Shrek musical premiere. (Socialite Life)
Tom Cruise finally tells Matt Lauer he’s sorry for calling him “glib!” (Lainey Gossip)
Find out why Scarlett Johansson is suing Cosmopolitan U.K. (Allie is Wired)
Nicola McLean gives Santa a boner for Christmas. Talk about your stocking stuffer! (Use My Computer)
Sharon Osbourne attacks a Rock of Love Charm School contestant! Miss Manners can suck it. (Celebitchy)
New to the internet? Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s nipples. (Glamzilla)
January 2009 Playmate of the Month Dasha Astafieva pulls down her panties on the red carpet. ClAssy! (Bastardly)
Keanu Reeves finally given the proper vehicle for his unique brand of talent. (Pajiba)
I’ve seen that look in Katie Holmes’ eyes before… at Auschwitz. (Websters)
Break out the organic bean paste — Madonna and Guy are doing Christmas together for the sake of the kiddies! (CelebSlam)
George Bush gets pelted with shoes in Iraq. Doesn’t anyone throw dog feces anymore? (Holy Moly)
