Nov 24, 20095

S.S. Kim Kardashian Quick Trim Bikini Shoot

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Thanks to her magic pills, Kim Kardashian is down from her playing weight of “fatty fatty boombalatty” to a healthy size 2. She tweeted on Saturday

Quick Trim photo shoot today in Miami! I finally feel I’ve reached my goal!

And that goal must have been “amateur photoshop pixel stretching.” Congratulations, Kim! You fuckin’ nailed it.

Sep 15, 200910

Kim Kardashian Owes it All to Quick Trim

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Kim Kardashian’s fantastic new bikini body is the result of downing the diet pill Quick Trim. She tweeted yesterday:

‘I lost my last 6lbs fast & toned up! Loving Quick Trim. Quick Trim does a body good!’.

The best part is, she didn’t even know she was endorsing diet pills until a week ago. She thought her publicist was actually saying “Dick Rim” when she first signed on. See, that’s the trouble with using an Asian as your agent. That, and the way they’re always eying your pet beagle when you’re not looking.