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Funny, I would have thought Tom Cruise got custody of all studded clothing in the divorce. She probably didn’t contest the leather vests or the buttless chaps, then. I’m glad they decided to be civil about the whole thing.

Grommets and studs are a fun and trendy way of adding texture and heft to an otherwise boring old shirt… see gallery above for details!

Web finds + fun + fashion + fails:

This cozy herringbone moto jacket features a funnel collar and an off-center zip. (Modavanti)

Nobody can out-tool “Beauty and the Beast’s” Gaston. Nobody! (Mandatory)

Ann Coulter calls Mellis Harris Perry MSNBC’s “token” black person. As you can imagine, it was well-received. (Huffington Post)

If you have fine hair, this thermal styling brush just doubled the life of your blowout. (Fab Over 40)

Jessica Simpson shows off some SERIOUS weight loss! (ICYDK)

Audrina Patridge admits that “The Hills” was fake. I admit that I have never seen a single episode of that show. Only one of us has cause to feel proud. (ONTD)

Kurt Russell totally got busted picking his nose! (Celeb Slam)

Kanye isn’t a big fan of Coinye. Ugh, don’t even ask. (Evil Beet)

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Golden Globes event has its own drinking game! (popbytes)

Hugh Jackman got a bad haircut, but I still love him. (Seriously? OMG)

Lena Dunham looking the best she’s ever looked at the Girls Season 3 premiere. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Jay Mohr called Alyssa Milano fat in a radio interview. Jay Mohr, of “comedy plagiarist” and “bird-chested wormy guy” fame. (Skinny vs Curvy)

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Rihanna Balmain 2014

If you took the denim outfits Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake wore to the 2001 VMAs, then ran them through a Mr. T filter and cross-processed them with Madonna’s Like a Virgin album cover, you’d have Rihanna’s new spring 2014 Balmain ad campaign. But that seems like a whole lotta work for one really terrible outfit.

Web finds + fun + fashion + fails:

Miley Cyrus working her Miley magic on Kellan Lutz. (Celebitchy)

PETA calls for cancellation of Duck Dynasty. I call for it, too, but for different reasons. I’m anti-beard. (ONTD)

Demi Lovato says she was “doing lines of coke in an airport bathroom” at her lowest point. (The Blemish)

Target WON’T be carrying Beyonce’s new album. (Huffington Post)

Fifteen shows to binge watch over Christmas break so you don’t have to actually interact with your relatives. (Mandatory)

Mary-Kate Olsen’s family is urging her to get a prenup if she marries her creepy boyfriend. I’m urging her to get a velveteen hanger for the skin suit he’s going to make out of her. Trust. (Evil Beet)

NO electricity was used in the making of this scarf, only bicycles. (Modavanti)

“Anchorman 2″ will not inspire a collection of Internet memes, nor will it be quoted extensively in the years to come. This makes me sad. (Pajiba)

The top ten most epic abs in movie history, because epic abs are important to me. (Socialite Life)

Kanye West is dropping a quarter of a million dollars on a “style team” for Kim Kardashian because “he wants his lady to always look perfect.” (Celeb Slam)

What ads would look like with “diverse” bodies. Hint: not that great. (Jezebel)
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Kristen Wiig

Really, orange lipstick? Ruched beaded loin panel? Gray and salmon? It looks like something an oracle would wear in a sixties Star Trek episode. Or maybe something Tootsie would wear for dinner and drinks. No.

Web finds, fun, fashion + fails:

The ten worst Christmas movies of all time. (Mandatory)

Does Kim Kardashian have an eating disorder? I don’t know, but if it’s good for ratings, I bet she does! (Celeb Slam)

How to be a lady in red: choosing the right shade for you. (Who What Wear)

OMG just click on it. You’ll be glad you did. (Jezebel)

Katy Perry is Vegas perfection at the NRJ Music Awards. (Hollywood PQ)

Look what Elle did to Jennifer Lawrence: photoshop before and after. (Pajiba)

How to take a look from “office” to “office party.” Hint: it’s not “taking off your bra.” I’m looking at YOU, human resources. (Fab Over Forty)

I’m pretty sure everybody hates Mark Wahlberg. (Daily Stab)

Exude elegance without looking overdone in a red jersey dress. (Modavanti)

Justin Bieber jokes about retiring and some of his twee fans threaten to kill themselves. I say let it go, it’s nature’s way. (Evil Beet)

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Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler is only 27 and was born a woman, but nothing about her look says either of those things. It’s like a dirty bomb of makeup and sequins went off and she was ground zero.

And those shoes. Burn with fire and never speak of them again.

Web finds, fun, fashion + fails:

Because sometimes fashion is hard. (Mandatory)

Kim Kardashian instagrams a side-by-side comparison of herself with Elizabeth Taylor because she’s not at all self-absorbed. (Celebitchy)

You had me at “whack-a-mole kitten.” (Huffington Post)

Laura Mercier’s Secret Brightening Powder is THE way to look wide-awake and refreshed and not at all like you were out till two the night before. (Fab Over 40)

Kate Winslet gives birth to a baby boy! (ICYDK)

5 celebrity scandals of 2013 worth remembering, mostly because we won’t let you forget. (ONTD)

Queen Latifah became an alcoholic after her younger brother was killed in a motorcycle crash on the bike she bought for him. (Evil Beet)

Lindsay Lohan apologizes to Oprah for being Lindsay Lohan. It’s a good place to start. (popbytes)

Fifty Shades of I Don’t Think So. (Seriously? OMG)

Only Mr. Smeds and Mr. Spats work hats more than Lady Gaga. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Demi Lovato opens up about her binge eating, saying she would bake cookies and then eat the whole pan. Been there, my friend. Only I never bothered to bake them first. (Skinny vs Curvy)

Cameron Diaz sans fard, and she looks great. (Bitten & Bound)

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Perennial victim of unauthorized likeness usage Lindsay Lohan is suing the makers of Grand Theft Auto V because she believes the cartoon chick in the bikini on the cover is supposed to be her. The Daily Mail says:

The cover for the game depicts a woman in a bikini snapping a selfie on the beach. While the non-descript blonde vaguely resembles Lohan it is nearly impossible to determine who the image was originally modeled after.

Please. She wishes that were her likeness. What could possibly make her think that girl is supposed to be her?

Um, maybe this:

[In the game, the character] is holed up in a hotel intended to be the the Chateau Marmont — [the same hotel from which Lindsay was evicted in July 2012].

[The character] is also chased by paparazzi and uses the player to help her escape.

Another possible mission for a player in the game is to photograph the blonde [in a compromising position] in one of the hotel’s rooms.

Ah. Yep, that’s her, alright.

Web finds, fun, fashion + fails:

ICYMI: James Franco and Seth Rogen’s spoof of Kanye West’s “Bound” video is hilarious, almost as hilarious as Kanye West’s “Bound” video itself. (Celebitchy)

Brit has a new poorly edited commercial, y’all! (ONTD)

Alec Baldwin gets fired from MSNBC because people are so touchy about homophobic rants. (The Blemish)

Julia Roberts says Jennifer Lawrence is “too cool” to be America’s sweetheart. (Huffington Post)

Keith Urban ditches his signature ‘do but not his signature buttery highlights. (Bitten & Bound)

The worst episodes of your favorite TV shows, including the season four opener of “The Walking Dead” and the entire 2013 season of Arrested Development. (Mandatory)

Sad news: 40-year-old Fast and Furious star Paul Walker died over the weekend in a car crash. (popbytes)

Little Miss Sunshine Abigail Breslen is all grown up now, and she’s hellbent on proving it. (Evil Beet)

Must-have jegging. M-U-S-T. (Modavanti)

Maria Bello can officially don her now her gay apparel. Trolling the ancient Yuletide carol optional. (Pajiba)

Will Ferrell anchored the local news for the CBS affiliate in Bismarck, North Dakota and it was PERFECT: the video. (Jezebel)

Joe Jonas claims that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato “pressured him” to smoke marijuana, making him even more of a wuss than I ever believed possible. (Daily Stab)

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