Today is more boring than Arbor Day and Sunday morning church service combined, so here’s some Rachel Bilson/Hayden Christensen gossip for you! Try to hold your squeals of excitement until the end. Nine MSN says:

The couple called off their engagement in August – but Hayden was spotted leaving Rachel’s Los Angeles home last week.

A source [said]: “They’re dating again.”

The breakdown of their relationship is thought to have been linked to the difficulties of being so far apart.

Wow. Can you say “boring?” Because I can’t. On account of the gun I just put in mouth.

Rachel at Christian Dior’s Spring fashion show in Paris last month:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online

Saying Rachel Bilson had a steamy lesbian kiss with someone I don’t know on a show I’ve never watched last night might make me sound woefully unprepared, until you consider the eight other low-quality screen grabs I also threw into the mix. “Facts” and “details” are for pussies, man. Just like portion control and turn signals.

“Star Wars” rapist Hayden Christensen and “O.C.” actress Rachel Bilson are “taking a break” from their year-long engagement. MSNBC reports:

Bilson, 28, flashed a ringless finger on the red carpet of the Take No Prisoners event in L.A. Wednesday night. When asked how wedding plans were going, she said, “No, no plans” and pointed to her bare hand. “No nothing.”

The source says the couple are “taking about a month off” and will then revisit their relationship to decide if they should stay together.

No reason behind the split was given, but I think Hayden’s faggoty-ass sunglasses will tell you just about everything you need to know. Please see “Episode II: Attack of the Clones” and this hat for further details.

Rachel Bilson sexes it up in the November issue of Flaunt magazine, and boy, is flaunt ever right. Rawr. She’s like a (NSFW) young Sophia Loren, that one. I still can’t believe someone as hot as she is is engaged to the douchebag that forever ruined Darth Vader. It’s like finding out Princess Leia married Jar Jar fucking Binks. Blasphemy!