It seems every day brings with it a new story illustrating just how pathetic Demi Moore has become in her desperate attempts to cling to youth. Case in point: Remember that party with the penis birthday cake? Demi does too, because she “secretly” was there. Hint: If you have to secretly attend a party, that could be a sign that you shouldn’t be there. Just a thought. Says TMZ,

Multiple sources who were at Club Icon on January 14 tell us … Demi was hanging out with her daughter Rumer and some young friends … mostly kickin’ it in the VIP section.

We’re told Demi was drinking Red Bull all night … a drink she’s been obsessively sucking down for years. We’re told she left with Rumer sometime after midnight.

A few days later, Demi was seen clubbing with Rumer around Hollywood … and on January 23rd, she was hospitalized after inhaling nitrous oxide in the form of whip-its, a drug that’s super popular with high school kids.

I feel bad for Rumer. I mean, it’s gotta be tough to have a mom who wants to tag along with you and your friends. They probably talk shit about her, and Rumer probably has to make excuses for her. It could be worse, though. They should be glad that their company is all that she’s after. She could looking to assimilate their organs and fluids in order to regenerate.

Vanessa Hudgens and Rachel McAdams at the premiere of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island:

I don’t know why the hell Nicole Richie would have been invited to the Oscars, given that “The Simple Life” was her greatest acting accolade to date, but you can guaran-damn-tee she won’t be invited back after showing up in this hot mess of a Reem Acra dress. Just think of how many early seventies sofas had to be massacred to make that frock. And then how many Bedazzlers had to give their beaded lives to try to make the dress not look like it was scalped from the couch in your meemaw’s basement. It’s just a colossal waste of upholstery and appliqué any way you cut it.

The rest of the worst-dressed after the jump.

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Rachel McAdams was at the Madrid premiere of Sherlock Holmes, and she wore this weirdly frumpy, dowdy grandmother dress in a horrible beige colour which completely washes out her normally lovely skin.  The crunchy looking helmet hair and the heavy bronze eye makeup were not helping.  Rachel McAdams is beautiful, but she’s always looked a little wan as a blonde (she’s much prettier with dark hair) and this whole colour palette she’s got going on here is doing her no favours.  I even hate her earrings, which look like bedazzled spear heads, and her shoes look like orthopedic fuck me pumps or something.  I just don’t understand any of this.

Rachel McAdams at the Spanish premiere of Sherlock Holmes in Madrid:

Rachel McAdams wore a cut-to-there dress at the premiere of “The Time Traveler’s Wife” last night. Too bad she couldn’t travel back in time and get an actual pair of boobs. I’ve seen better cleavage on a slab of boromullite! Get it? Boromullite is a mineral that doesn’t even have cleavage! Yep, nothing stings more than a good petrology burn. Plenty more where that came from, baby! Woo!

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News