Just a month after splitting with her baby daddy Darren Aronofsky, the gorgeous Rachel Weisz has officially moved on to labia-lipped Daniel Craig. Daily Mail says,

Only months after saying that she wanted to be a Bond Girl, Rachel Weisz has got her wish.

The actress appeared hand in hand with 007 actor Daniel Craig in the Dorset countryside.
They are enjoying a Christmas break together at a secluded £1,000-a-week cottage after finally going public with their romance.

Miss Weisz, 40, grew close to 42-year-old Craig while the two British stars played husband and wife in the forthcoming thriller Dream House.

During filming in March, she said: ‘We’ve been getting on really well and yet I still haven’t had an offer to be a Bond girl – but if he asks me I’d definitely do it!’

As recently as four weeks ago, the couple were still denying they were an item.

Wrapped up against the chill, on Christmas Eve Craig and Miss Weisz held hands as they took a two-mile stroll before stopping at a delicatessen to buy food and heading to a pub, where they spent the afternoon together.
Last night they were back at the picturesque property, which boasts a cinema, sauna, gym and a roof terrace. Craig, who sported several days’ stubble, again refused to comment on their relationship.

Daniel Craig is one lucky bastard. I bet he gave her a double “Oh! Oh!” seven for Christmas.

Kate Beckinsale in leggings, because big frumpy coats are anti-masturbatory:

Rachel Weisz is so pretty.  There’s really nothing else that needs to be said here, so let’s just shut up and look at her in the February 2010 issue of Esquire UK:

Katy Perry gives a whole new meaning to “Deck the Balls Halls” in her latest attention-grubbing Twit Pic, and that got me thinking — what other Christmas songs could I callously pervert with just a few letter changes? But while I was rummaging through my old holiday 45′s for titles, a real-life a Christmas miracle happened: I realized that there were plenty of songs and carols out there that already sound dirty without my having to do a damn thing to ‘em. So naturally, I made you a list:

THE TOP TEN CHRISTMAS SONGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ALREADY

10. “It Came Upon the Midnight Clear.” Ejaculation jokes never get old!

9. “Here We Come A-Wassailing.” I don’t know what “wassailing” is, but I’m pretty sure you follow it up with a Cleveland Steamer.

8. “Six White Boomers.” See Cleveland Steamer.

7. “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.” Welcome to gangbangs, Victorian-style.

6. “Back Door Santa.” This is a real, actual song.

5. “A Virgin Unspotted.” Um, not at my house. High five!

4. “Little Donkey.” Anybody here ever been to Tijuana?

3. “The Friendly Beasts.” Ha ha, back bestiality jokes already!

2. “Ding Dong Merrily on High.” Because “ding dong” means “wiener!” When you’re 5.

AND THE NUMBER ONE CHRISTMAS SONG THAT SOUNDS DIRTY ALREADY:

1. “Nuttin’ for Christmas.” I guess “Blow Your Load for Christmas” just wasn’t as catchy.

Rachel Weisz in next month’s GQ to stuff your stocking: