Miley’s Getting Sued to Hell and Back

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Jesus Christ, I am so sick of this stupid fucking picture.  If Miley Cyrus could just do me a gigantic favour and get hit by a bus or something, that’d be great.

In the meantime, Miley’s racist hillbilly ass is getting sued over this picture.  For $4 BILLION DOLLARS.  From TMZ:

A Los Angeles woman has filed a class action suit against Miley Cyrus, claiming she mocked Asians in a recent photo by slanting her eyes. Price tag: $4 billion.

Lucie J. Kim claims to represent more than 1 million Asian Pacific Islanders who live in L.A. County. Kim claims when Cyrus posed for the photo, she “knew or should have known that her image would be publicly disseminated via the media, which Cyrus knew focused on her private life, specifically TMZ.”

Kim says in the suit, filed Wednesday in L.A. County Superior Court, that each Asian Pacific Islander is entitled to the minimum damages for a civil rights violation — $4,000. Add it up — $4 billion.

Hahahaha!  Four billion fucking dollars!  I hope this lady wins, and I hope Miley and her whole retarded family get cleaned out for every penny they’ve got, and I hope it somehow turns out that every jackhole who ever paid money for anything having to do with this dumb bitch is left liable for their fair portion of the remaining debt.

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Paris No Longer A Slutty Racist — April Fool’s!

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Here’s Paris Hilton attempting sexy poses in a photoshoot for “The Harvard Lampoon’s” April Fool’s Day issue. Ten bucks says she asked why the black guy wasn’t wearing a costume before she stuffed the elephant’s trunk in her cooter and videotaped it.

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