American Asian groups are getting their noodles in a knot after Toby Keith did an impromptu eye-pulling gesture at a Nobel Peace Prize party recently. Says Popeater,
An Asian American group says Toby Keith “embarrassed himself and his country” this week at a Nobel Peace Prize party in Norway when he stretched his eyes back while Will Smith rapped the word “yellow.”
Besides embarrassing all sorts of people, a rep for the Asian American Justice Center tells TMZ that Keith “denigrated the Noble (sic) Peace Prize and offended Asians and Asian Americans by using a crude, racist hand gesture.”
Piling on is the Media Action Network for Asians, who believes Keith “is telling his Asian fans ‘you don’t matter, you’re not on my radar.’”
The incident occured while Smith was rocking a rendition of ‘Rapper’s Delight,’ and Keith began pantomiming along with the lyrics. His rep told TMZ on Tuesday that “No one at the concert thought Toby was out of line.”
When did Asians turn into such wussies? They come from a hardcore tradition of kamikazes, ninjas, hara-kiri, samurai, caning, hell, even their women would bind their baby girls’ feet! Now you’re all offended because somebody pulled their eye? Cry me the fucking Yangtze.
Jesus Christ, I am so sick of this stupid fucking picture. If Miley Cyrus could just do me a gigantic favour and get hit by a bus or something, that’d be great.
In the meantime, Miley’s racist hillbilly ass is getting sued over this picture. For $4 BILLION DOLLARS. From TMZ:
A Los Angeles woman has filed a class action suit against Miley Cyrus, claiming she mocked Asians in a recent photo by slanting her eyes. Price tag: $4 billion.
Lucie J. Kim claims to represent more than 1 million Asian Pacific Islanders who live in L.A. County. Kim claims when Cyrus posed for the photo, she “knew or should have known that her image would be publicly disseminated via the media, which Cyrus knew focused on her private life, specifically TMZ.”
Kim says in the suit, filed Wednesday in L.A. County Superior Court, that each Asian Pacific Islander is entitled to the minimum damages for a civil rights violation — $4,000. Add it up — $4 billion.
Hahahaha! Four billion fucking dollars! I hope this lady wins, and I hope Miley and her whole retarded family get cleaned out for every penny they’ve got, and I hope it somehow turns out that every jackhole who ever paid money for anything having to do with this dumb bitch is left liable for their fair portion of the remaining debt.
Here’s Paris Hilton attempting sexy poses in a photoshoot for “The Harvard Lampoon’s” April Fool’s Day issue. Ten bucks says she asked why the black guy wasn’t wearing a costume before she stuffed the elephant’s trunk in her cooter and videotaped it.
