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Michelle Williams posed in braids and beads with a feather in her hair for the cover of British magazine AnOther, incensing a slew of outraged readers who found it ‘offensive’ and ‘racist’ and ‘demand an apology.’ Jezebel said of the cover:

“Just as Blackface is never okay, Redface is never okay. Ever.

Falsely aligning Native imagery with L Frank Baum is akin to putting a picture of a Gentile in a stereotypical Jewish getup on the cover of Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf.

AnOther Magazine and Michelle Williams have made a serious blunder here. The cover should be pulled, and all parties involved owe the American Indian community an apology.”

Oh, for the love of God. I really hope it turns out she’s like one-sixteenth Cherokee or something. Then it’s not racist, it’s her “embracing her roots” and “celebrating her ethnicity,” and they’re the jerks for berating her heritage. Shame on them for trying to quash such a beautiful display of cultural identity!

And now a mindless internet sorbet to cleanse the palate:

Ten documentaries you should see in your lifetime, especially if you want to come across as a condescending prig who uses words like “zeitgeist” at parties. (Mandatory)

Watch out, Kate UptonKate Bock is Sports Illustrated’s Rookie of the Year. (G Celeb)

One Direction’s Harry Styles is now dating a Megan Fox look-alike. (Celeb Slam)

Agave Denim is where it’s at for colored jeans for spring 2013. (Modavanti)

Matt Lauer insists he’s not the reason Ann Curry was fired from the Today Show and that he was her biggest supporter, even though he’s the only one she didn’t hug on her last day. (Celebitchy)

Olivia Wilde looking positively Wicked Queen beautiful at the premiere of “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone” last night. (Moe Jackson)

Justin Timberlake and Kanye West’s stupid little beef is an insult to real rappers everywhere. Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls are both rolling their eyes at you. (Huffington Post)

Gerard Butler finally admits to having an affair with one of the Real Housewives. I didn’t bother finding out which one, because they’re all pretty much interchangeable. (The Stir)

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An ad featuring Ashton Kutcher impersonating a Bollywood producer has been pulled amid ‘outrage’ that it’s racist. Remember folks, in entertainment, it’s all fun and games until someone turns into a hyper-sensitive whiny bitch and cries “racism”. The Daily News says,

An online ad featuring Ashton Kutcher as an Indian man has been pulled offline after viewers called it racist.

The images and video for Popchips feature the 34-year-old “Two and a Half Men” star in brown makeup portraying a Bollywood producer named Raj who is “looking for love.” They were removed from YouTube and Facebook after being criticized online.

Other videos featuring Kutcher as a stoner, tattooed Southerner and pasty fashionista remain online.

A spokeswoman for Popchips says the dating parody featuring the four characters was “created to provoke a few laughs and was never intended to stereotype or offend anyone.” She added that the company hopes “people can enjoy this in the spirit it was intended.”

I don’t remember anyone making a stink when Eddie Murphy donned whiteface for SNL or the Wayans brothers dressed up like white girls. Everything would be so much better if they adopted my attitude on the matter. I’m all about equality–I just happen to hate everyone equally.

Here’s something we can all agree on: Michelle Hunziker in a bikini!

 

It’s been quiet in the Mel Gibson camp for a while, so maybe the recent Christian holiday Easter has put new spark in the ol’ Jew-hating flames (‘cuz, you know, Jesus wasn’t Jewish or anything), because there’s suddenly a torrent of crazy coming from his camp. TMZ says,

Mel Gibson is sabotaging efforts to make a movie about Jewish biblical hero Judah Maccabee because he “hates Jews” … this according to the film’s screenwriter Joe Eszterhas.

Gibson and Eszterhas had been working on the project together … until Warner Bros. suddenly decided to pull the plug … and nobody seemed to know why.

But now, it’s crystal clear — there was a MAJOR rift between Gibson and Eszterhas … with Eszterhas firing off a harsh letter to Mel earlier this week … in which he says point blank, “I’ve come to the conclusion that the reason you won’t make ‘The Maccabees’ is the ugliest possible one. You hate Jews.”

The letter, obtained by TheWrap.com, reads, “You continually called Jews ‘Hebes’ and ‘oven-dodgers’ and ‘Jewboys.’ It seemed that most times when we discussed someone, you asked ‘He’s a Hebe, isn’t he?’ You said most ‘gatekeepers’ of American companies were ‘Hebes’ who ‘controlled their bosses.’”

Eszterhas adds, “You said the Holocaust was ‘mostly a lot of horses**t.’ You said the Torah made reference to the sacrifice of Christian babies and infants. When I told you that you were confusing the Torah with The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, … you insisted ‘it’s in the Torah — it’s in there!’ (It isn’t).”

He says Mel only wanted to make “The Maccabees” so he could “convert the Jews to Christianity.”

In his letter, Eszterhas says he witnessed Mel rail about his ex-GF and baby mama Oksana Grigorieva … saying, “You were raving at Oksana even after you’d reached a custody agreement over Luci.”

“And then you were even more explicit about your threat: “I’m going to kill her! I’m going to have her killed!” You said you’d become friends with two FBI agents (or former FBI agents) and they were going to help you to kill her.”

Mel responded by saying that it was a pack of lies, and that the real issue was that the script sucked.

And then he finishes off by saying that John Lennon deserved to be shot, because he was a “fucking messianic”.

Seriously, someone needs to get that man some medication. And possibly a shotgun lollipop.  It’s so screwed up it’s not just regularly fucked up, it’s a goddamned fustercluck.

A few pictures of Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of “The Avengers” today in Hollywood, because my head is still hurting:

Nine months after his infamous racist tiradeRadar Online finally has Mel Gibson’s response to all the rants he made against baby mama Oksana Grigorieva.

Gibson told the website that while no one “expressed any anger at him,” he regrets what he said on the tapes.

He said he felt blindsided by their very existence, asking: “Who anticipates being recorded? Who anticipates that? Who could anticipate such a personal betrayal?”

Gibson said the slurs that he’s heard using on the tapes — from sexist comments using the “C-word,” to racist comments using phrases like the “N-word” and “Wetbacks” — were taken out of context, and not reflective of who he really is.

“I’ve never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality — period,” the Lethal Weapon star said. “I don’t blame some people for thinking that though, from the garbage they heard on those leaked tapes, which have been edited.”

Gibson said the tapes represent “one terribly, awful moment in time, said to one person, in the span of one day and [not] what I truly believe, or how I’ve treated people my entire life.”

Oh sure, the words “niggers”, “cunt” and “wetbacks” were taken out of context. They naturally enter into civilized conversation all the time. I personally think they have the best effect when said at a church’s ladies tea and luncheon event. The trick is to say them with an upper-crust British accent while sipping your tea with an extended pinky. I mean, anything said with a British accent and extended pinky finger is automatically classy, am I right?

Isabeli Fontana and Natasha Poly nakedness in Muse Magazine:

It’s a well-known fact that Paris Hilton is a racist — remember this little video where she drops the N-word a bunch of times — and now a new book featuring a transcript of an interview she gave when she was 18 depicts her as a full-blown white supremacist. Nine MSN says:

The book’s author Neil Strauss interviewed Paris at a party when she was 18, “during which she takes a hit of E… brags about her boob job at 14 (her mum made her remove them), a possible pose for Playboy, and a would-be conquest that didn’t happen because…”

In Paris’s own words:

HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.

STRAUSS: Which guy?

HILTON (points to an actor in Saving Private Ryan): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you?

STRAUSS: How black does a guy have to be?

HILTON: One percent is enough for me.

Believe it or not, some people don’t even realize just how racist they are. That’s why I created this handy test. Choose the best answer from each of the questions below and then tally your points at the bottom to see where you rank on the racist scale.

1. Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A) Who cares?
B) Yo momma
C) Whoever the cop shoots first

2. What is black, purple, and yellow?
A) An L.A. Laker
B) A Chinese guy after a beating
C) A black person going to church.

3. A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who’s driving?
A) The cop
B) The getaway driver
C) Colonel Sanders

4. What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A) Lock your doors and hide your purse
B) Stop laughing and reload
C) Cross your legs so he can’t rape you

RESULTS: They were trick questions, because all the answers were racist! So if you answered A, B or C for any of the above, you, sir, are a racist. Frankly, you disgust me.

Paris leaving BOA last night:

PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures

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