You might actually know the hooker Charlie Sheen locked in his Plaza Hotel closet the night he trashed his room in a drunken stupor. Or at least recognize her genitals. Small world, right? Radar Online says:

The woman has been uncovered as Christina Walsh — aka Capri Anderson, Alexis Capri, Stella Costanza and Capri Nubiles.

The 22-year-old has starred in a host of xxx videos, including Big Bust Cougars, Damn, She’s a Lesbian, Me & My Girlfriends, Amateur Angels 22, Barely 18: Spring Break and Lesbian Tendencies.

Multiple porn sources reveal her true identity is Christina Walsh, who once won first prize in a wet t-shirt competition, held in Miami.

I wonder if Charlie Sheen wore a top hat and a monocle while he was hittin that. With a broad as classy as the star of “Damn, She’s a Lesbian,” you’d almost have to. Anything else would be uncivilized!

In case the words “porn star” and “xxx” didn’t give it away, these pics are incredibly NSFW:

I think famed French novelist Alexander Dumas was right when he said, “Woman inspires us to great things… and prevents us from achieving them.” Unless he was talking about being inspired by a woman to achieve an orgasm by your own hand, in which case he was dead fucking wrong. There’s a whole goddamn industry for that.

Bar Rafaeli’s new shoot for Rampage (old one here):

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online

Victoria’s Secret Angel Bar Rafaeli has signed on to be the new face of Rampage clothing. I guess signing on as the new “tits and ass” of Rampage clothing just sounded too declassé.