First Paris Hilton had a sex tape, and then Kim Kardashian had a sex tape. And then Paris released a crappy album, and now Kim Kardashian is gonna release a crappy album. Will overproduced auto-tuned wonders never cease? TMZ says:
Kim Kardashian is recording an album.
Kim’s recently been in the studio with top notch writer/producer/performer The-Dream, whose hits include Rihanna’s “Umbrella” and Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.”
So how’s it gonna sound? One person who’s been inside a recording session tells us, “Kim’s got a really good voice.”
You could tie up a bunch of alley cats in bag and let a couple of two-year olds have at them with air horns and with the right editing and enough vocoders, it could still be a Top Forty hit. The question is why you would want to put a bunch of cats in a bag and let toddlers torture them like that. You’ve got some serious issues, man.
In SoHo filming her stupid new show:
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