Nine months after his infamous racist tirade, Radar Online finally has Mel Gibson’s response to all the rants he made against baby mama Oksana Grigorieva.

Gibson told the website that while no one “expressed any anger at him,” he regrets what he said on the tapes.

He said he felt blindsided by their very existence, asking: “Who anticipates being recorded? Who anticipates that? Who could anticipate such a personal betrayal?”

Gibson said the slurs that he’s heard using on the tapes — from sexist comments using the “C-word,” to racist comments using phrases like the “N-word” and “Wetbacks” — were taken out of context, and not reflective of who he really is.

“I’ve never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality — period,” the Lethal Weapon star said. “I don’t blame some people for thinking that though, from the garbage they heard on those leaked tapes, which have been edited.”

Gibson said the tapes represent “one terribly, awful moment in time, said to one person, in the span of one day and [not] what I truly believe, or how I’ve treated people my entire life.”

Oh sure, the words “niggers”, “cunt” and “wetbacks” were taken out of context. They naturally enter into civilized conversation all the time. I personally think they have the best effect when said at a church’s ladies tea and luncheon event. The trick is to say them with an upper-crust British accent while sipping your tea with an extended pinky. I mean, anything said with a British accent and extended pinky finger is automatically classy, am I right?

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More of Michael Lohan’s phone tapes were released this week containing a conversation between him and ex-wife Dina in which she claims that daughter Lindsay was secretly dating Heath Ledger when he died. Radar Online says

In the recorded audio tape of a phone conversation between Dina and Michael Lohan, Dina says, “She was dating Heath when he died. I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends, very very close, ok? [His death really] f—d her up.”

Dina told Michael about the relationship because she was afraid for Lindsay’s life too: “When she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it [I'm afraid] she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking,” adding, “She cannot be alone… [she's an] irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other things she’s got wrong with her.”

Well, Heath Ledger’s overdose is starting to make a lot more sense now. You could jack off a hairless chihuahua in front of your grandmother while taking it up the ass from a fat guy in a gimp mask and still not experience as much shame as you would after spending the night with Lindsay Lohan. I’m actually surprised that Ryan Adams, Benicio del Toro, Joaquin Phoenix, Adam Levine, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brett Ratner, Brody Jenner, Stavros Niarchos, Jamie Burke, Harry Judd, Hayden Christensen, Harry Morton, Rhys Ifans, Calum Best, Johnny Knoxville, Jared Leto, Wilmer Valderrama, Shaun White, Jude Law, Sean Penn, Gerard Butler, Ben Holz, Tony Allen and various others haven’t taken their own lives yet. I guess being drunk to the point of blackout helps you convince yourself it never happened.