2014 Golden Globes Best Dressed
Golden Globes Best Dressed
My favorite dresses from this year’s Golden Globes were Adele Exarchopoulos’ midnight blue Miu Miu silk gown and Lupita Nyongo’s bright-red Ralph Lauren Collection cape dress. They weren’t just dresses, they were works of art. The gradient crystals at the hem and the Jean-Paul Gautier-esque darts at the bust of Adele’s dress are perfection, and Lupita looks like some kind of alien high queen (and I mean that as a compliment here). We should all bow down at such a perfect construction!
I liked Margot Robbie’s bejeweled Gucci dress, but I don’t like Margot Robbie. She’s unsettlingly beautiful, like something dreamed up by eugenicists and government scientists in an underground lab. She’s probably one of those “socially integrated cyborg assassins” the neighbor’s dog is always telling me about.