Sep 28, 20093
Jessica Alba is a Red Head Now
Tags: Jessica Alba, new, photos, pictures, red hair, redhead
I could see how with the new red locks you might mistake Jessica Alba for Ashlee Simpson, but lucky for you, there’s a sure-fire way to tell them apart. Just get them on their knees, stuff your wiener in their mouth as far as it will go, and then look down at your testicles. If you can still see chin, it’s Ashlee Simpson. Problem solved!
Getting a manicure in Beverly Hills with some equally surly friends:
