Today is Veteran’s Day, which nowadays means that brave men and women serve and defend this country so that trash like the Kardashian family are free to live their lives of utter worthlessness. In that vein, Kim Kardashian’s ex-publicist is asserting that her wedding indeed was a total sham and that she still has a thing for ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush. Tell me something that I didn’t already know. Says Daily Mail,

Kim Kardashian’s former publicist claims the reality star has never got over her ex Reggie Bush – and that her marriage to Kris Humphries was a sham.

Jonathan Jaxson – who worked with the reality star between 2007 and 2009 – has renewed claims Kim’s nuptials to NBA star Humphries were a publicity stunt during a radio interview.

Speaking on New York’s Elvis Duran and the Morning Show, Jaxson said: ‘She knew weeks before getting married she didn’t want to do it.’

He then added: ‘She’s never gotten over [her ex Reggie Bush].’

Kim, 31, and 26-year-old NFL star Reggie were the subject of repeated engagement claims throughout their relationship.

The couple dated for around two years before initially splitting in July 2009. Two months later they got back together before ending their relationship again in March last year.

Jaxson claimed he would often help Kim stage publicity stunts when he worked with her.

He continued: ‘I staged several of the moments that the world has seen of her, such as a ring that we alleged was from Reggie Bush.’

Jaxson added that there is no doubt Kim and Kris, 26, made a packet during their time together.

Despite Kim’s mother Kris Jenner insisting her daughter ‘didn’t make a dime out of the wedding – responding to reports the couple netted a whopping $17.9m – Jaxson begs to differ.

He told the radio show on Wednesday: ‘They had a lot of contracts, they had endorsements. To say they weren’t paid is a lot of foolish garbage.’

Jaxson went on to claim that despite Kim’s apparent reservations about marrying Kris in the weeks leading up to the wedding, she would have been under pressure to go through with the marriage because of her endorsement deals.

Kim is yet to respond to her former publicist’s claims.

Kim and her despicable family can squirt all the crocodile tears they want, but in the end they’re just hypocrites that make Two-Face look like a bastion of moral fortitude.

I’ll spare you more pictures of Kim and instead show you pictures of Nicole Kidman, who looks like she’s been seriously hitting the Botox again:

Kim Kardashian’s and Reggie Bush’s breakup this past weekend had less to do with his “fame issues” and a whole lot more to do with pictures of blonde waitress January Gessert leaving his house at seven in the morning. This isn’t the first time he’s been accused of cheating — it’s just the first time he’s actually gotten caught. Radar Online says

Gessert reportedly spent the night at Reggie’s house on March 16th… [and] was spotted leaving the next morning at 7am.

When January was asked about Reggie, January claimed she didn’t know him. But then became flustered and contradicted herself – saying that she went to his house, but he wasn’t there, before adding, “I know him from TV.”

Reggie has reportedly set up an elaborate system to hide his cheating from Kim – including the use of multiple cell phones.

Reggie has also hooked up with a beauty named Crystal in Las Vegas, a Danielle in New Orleans and sexy Miami model Carmen Ortega.

Ladies, it’s just like Frenchy told Sandy in Grease: “The only man a girl can depend on is a daddy Jose Cuervo.” Fortunately, I’ve been cultivating that relationship for years.

January leaving Reggie’s house last week:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online

All things golden must eventually come to an end, and I don’t just mean a stream of urine, even though we’re talking about Kim Kardashian here. Page Six says

While Kim was filming in Miami with sister Kourtney, [boyfriend] Reggie Bush hit the city’s hottest clubs [and] “made friends with some of the girls who were all dancing on his table around 2 a.m. He offered one of the girls a lemon-drop shot,” a spy said. On Friday, Reggie rolled into Greenhouse at 3 a.m. to join Tichina Arnold and Nicole Murphy [and] stayed “flirting with girls” until closing time.

That doesn’t mean they’re broken up. In fact, that doesn’t mean shit. He’s a football player and he’s black, right? It’s not like baby mommas grow on trees! A guy’s got to be proactive if he wants a passel of hood rats constantly clamoring for child support. I’m sure he’ll find time to secure an illegal weapons charge and orchestrate dog fight somewhere down the road. One thing at a time, people. Really.

UPDATE: Star Magazine just confirmed that the two DID in fact break up over the weekend. Fascinating stuff.

Outtakes from Kim’s 2010 calendar shoot:

Both Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have publicly maintained that cheating had nothing to do with their split earlier this week. In fact, “nobody cheated” was pretty much the only quote they gave to Us Weekly. But methinks the couple doth protest too much! Radar Online says

Cheating charges are flying BOTH WAYS in the relationship now.

Fox News broke the story that Reggie saw text messages from Kanye West on Kim’s phone and “flipped out.” The messages were [reportedly] more than just friendly.

Now a sexy Latino model in Miami is claiming she had a [months-long] affair with Reggie that included hookups in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Miami and X-rated texts and phone messages, and [she] has been threatening to take her story public to the highest bidding magazine.

Kim was aware of the model’s charges and furious about it. The model did have video of herself in Bush’s house.

I just hope Reggie had the foresight to pee all over the model in the video. That way he and Kim could put aside their differences and get a “Wet ‘n Wild” sex tape box set in the works. I think I know a “golden” idea when I hear one!

Get ready to have your faith in true love unfathomably shaken — Kim Kardashian and football star Reggie Bush have gone their separate ways after two years together. According to Us Magazine

“Nobody cheated,” a source close to the couple says. “This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions. It was a totally mutual decision.”

The reality star, 28, began dating Bush, 24, in April 2007.

I’m sure that after this, nothing will be able to fill the hole left in her heart. Fortunately, any number of black dudes ought to be able to fill the hole between her legs. Zing!

Kim in Ocean Drive magazine:

Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush did a photoshoot together for GQ magazine in which she prances around in heels half-nude and he looks vaguely disinterested and occasionally lays down. Just like he does when he plays football, incidentally. The only difference is that the pigskin in these pictures happens to be wearing a push-up bra and smells like pee.