Both Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have publicly maintained that cheating had nothing to do with their split earlier this week. In fact, “nobody cheated” was pretty much the only quote they gave to Us Weekly. But methinks the couple doth protest too much! Radar Online says

Cheating charges are flying BOTH WAYS in the relationship now.

Fox News broke the story that Reggie saw text messages from Kanye West on Kim’s phone and “flipped out.” The messages were [reportedly] more than just friendly.

Now a sexy Latino model in Miami is claiming she had a [months-long] affair with Reggie that included hookups in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Miami and X-rated texts and phone messages, and [she] has been threatening to take her story public to the highest bidding magazine.

Kim was aware of the model’s charges and furious about it. The model did have video of herself in Bush’s house.

I just hope Reggie had the foresight to pee all over the model in the video. That way he and Kim could put aside their differences and get a “Wet ‘n Wild” sex tape box set in the works. I think I know a “golden” idea when I hear one!

Get ready to have your faith in true love unfathomably shaken — Kim Kardashian and football star Reggie Bush have gone their separate ways after two years together. According to Us Magazine

“Nobody cheated,” a source close to the couple says. “This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions. It was a totally mutual decision.”

The reality star, 28, began dating Bush, 24, in April 2007.

I’m sure that after this, nothing will be able to fill the hole left in her heart. Fortunately, any number of black dudes ought to be able to fill the hole between her legs. Zing!

Kim in Ocean Drive magazine:

Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush did a photoshoot together for GQ magazine in which she prances around in heels half-nude and he looks vaguely disinterested and occasionally lays down. Just like he does when he plays football, incidentally. The only difference is that the pigskin in these pictures happens to be wearing a push-up bra and smells like pee.