Ozzy Thought Rehab Would Teach Him to Drink
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Hi everybody, it’s Sonya today, and tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and it may be the day after that too, it all really depends on whether or not Abby recovers from her week-long Bacchanalian romp. Speaking of which, someone who’s very apparently had one too many nips at the cooking sherry, Ozzy Osbourne was tricked into rehab by his wife Sharon Osbourne. Says Now Magazine,
Ozzy Osbourne admits rehab was not what he expected.
The Black Sabbath legend was tricked into seeking treatment by wife Sharon, 56.
‘She said I think it’s where they teach you to drink properly,’ Ozzy tells Absolute Radio.
‘So I go to the Betty Ford Centre and think where’s the bar?
‘I thought it was going to be guys in smoking jackets and bow-ties with one leg crossed over the other, leaning against the bar, now stir the olive in your martini, take a sip, curl your moustache and have a ciggy - like a school of drinking.’
Tsk, tsk. It’s not nice to mess with mentally challenged people. That’s how I lost my job as a handicapped school bus driver after I had the kids perform a Chinese fire drill in the middle of a busy intersection. People are SUCH buzzkills.
At a book signing for his autobiography, “I Am Ozzy”












