Today is a special day, folks — this marks the first time the words “Amy Winehouse” and “heroin” haven’t been separated by the words “tied herself off and shot up with.” According to The Sun

Louise Williams, 39, was having a sailing lesson in the Caribbean when she was thrown out of her boat by a 6ft wave [and] landed painfully on rocks near where… Amy was relaxing with a pal.

The singer dashed to Louise — who was lying in agony at the water’s edge and in danger of being swept back into the sea.

She helped her up and guided her to a beach shower, washed the gashes clean, ran to get fresh towels and wrapped her in them.

Later Amy posed for a snap with Louise, looking proud.

Louise added “It’s funny, because I was sure I was dead when I saw the Grim Reaper come charging at me. But then I thought it was weird that the Reaper was topless. And he was carrying a bottle of whiskey instead of a scythe. It sure smelled like death, I can tell you that much. But it turns out it was just Amy Winehouse! What a lucky break, huh?”

Enjoy video of Amy’s impromptu hotel lobby performance:

Actor Johnny Depp saved the lives of six extras on the set of his new film “Public Enemies” last week. According to Nine MSN

When shooting a scene for the flick, he spotted an out-of-control car charging toward a group of extras after skidding on a patch of ice. The extras had their backs to the car and would have been goners were it not for our hero – Johnny leapt towards the six actors and saved the day! A witness [said,] “Johnny slammed into the group with arms outspread, shoving them all back.”

Johnny is notorious for going out of his way for fans and sick children, and now he’s a bonafide lifesaver. All that’s missing is the white horse and crown and the part where he rescues me from my wicked stephusband and mounting credit card debt and we live sexily ever after. The end!