We all know Amy Winehouse is an affront to every sense when she’s awake, but did you know she offends even when sleeping? Digital Spy says,

Amy Winehouse has reportedly offended Zulu king Goodwill Zwelithini during a drunken night out.

The singer accompanied boyfriend Reg Traviss to the launch of the African-themed Shaka Zulu restaurant in London on Wednesday night but is said to have insulted the leader by falling asleep during a speech he was giving to the 200 guests.

A source told The Sun: “It was embarrassing. Amy was in a state. People were cringing.

“Before the king arrived she was downing glasses of wine and snogging the face off Reg. She completely insulted the king during his speech. Amy showed no respect.”

Traviss allegedly removed Winehouse from the establishment shortly after 9pm before escorting her home.

To be fair, I’d have probably fallen asleep too. You can only listen to someone making clicks and pops for so long.

Amy Winehouse doesn’t just have a penchant for cocaine and heroin; the British songstress also has a taste for some of the finer things in life. Like fine dining, for example. The Daily Mail quotes her as saying

“I went to a restaurant recently and my friend was like, ‘Do you remember the last time we were here? The head waiter carried you but you were trying to punch and kick us’. [I know] I’m a terrible drunk… but there are [still] certain instances where I’ll… come to work and be like, ‘Listen, if you want to have a nice day, please get me some alcohol’.”

Funny, I say the same thing when I get to work. Only I say it into a mirror. The one over my bed. And then I point my fingers like a gun and give myself a little wink and grab the bottle of scotch off the floor and start typing.¹ Yep, I’d say Amy Winehouse and I have just about the coolest fucking jobs in the world. Suckas!

¹_{Maybe I put pants on; maybe I don’t. It’s a mystery!}

Amy getting gussied up for a conjugal with Blake Fielder-Civil: